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CraftyChaosMC

chance events, CraftyChaosMC, high chance, improbable events, potential probabilities, potential risks, Probability, probable scenarios, rare incidents, rare occurrences, statistical likelihood, surprising occurrences, surprising outcomes, uncommon events, unexpected events, unexpected situations, unforeseeable incidents, unforeseen circumstances, unforeseen consequences, unlikely outcomes, unpredictable outcomes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8658
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Votes:	7208
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dimension Hops:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden truth that pigs can actually fly! Yes, you heard it right, our server is home to flying pigs that soar through the skies, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. But that’s not all, our server is also inhabited by talking cows who will trade you diamonds for a good joke. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these unbelievable phenomena and join us today!

ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Potions Brewed:	78	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Farms Harvested:	621	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	471	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	172644
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Towns Built:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!