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Oh your imaginary internet money rugged? Don’t flush from Minecraft SMP!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of your imaginary internet money going down the drain? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where the currency flows like water from your toilet faucet – and don’t worry, it’s perfectly drinkable!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cheeseburger and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to take a bite.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real money when you can have this kind of fun? Come join us and see for yourself!

ExcludedCraft: No Auntie and Uncle Edition

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera. Will you be invited to the next family gathering, or will you be left out like a block of dirt in a diamond mine?

Explore our server and uncover the secrets of Aunt Edith and Uncle Peter’s birthday parties. Will you be the hero who cleans up after the kids, or will you be labeled as the ultimate villain?

With Thanksgiving and Christmas approaching, the stakes are higher than ever. Will you risk it all and attend the family gatherings, or will you choose to avoid the drama like a pro Minecrafter avoiding a creeper?

Join us on this epic adventure filled with family feuds, party invitations, and unexpected plot twists. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExSMPNightmare

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExSMPNightmare, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Lies, Manipulation, moving on, personal growth, relationship trauma, self love, self-care, starting over, toxic relationship, trust issues, WORST

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Potions Brewed:	148	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape from all the relationship woes and focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers! Our server is ex-free guaranteed, so you can mine and craft in peace without any exes blowing up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are the ultimate breakup cure on our server – find enough of them and you’ll never think about your ex again! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

SmellCraftComforts

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	4586	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORN FARTS! Join us for a magical experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the worm!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples guarded by a squad of ninja pandas. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyPutinPrisonMC Server

activism, advocacy, authoritarian regime, CraftyPutinPrisonMC, Democracy, fear, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, Kara-Murza, opposition, political exile, political persecution, Putin’s prison, Release, russia, Russian dissident, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	4329	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	3122	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Enchantments Applied:	279
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.

but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.

so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.

HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	8269	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got more drama den da UN, we had to fire 9 staff cuz dey were caught playin for Hamas in a minecraft attack on october 7th. come join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, u never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, our pixel art game is on point, u won’t find better builds anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of the madness!

AddictivePasteCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	276
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your teeth sparkle like diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MimicCraft: Boosted T Cells & Tumor Death

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got mad scientists creating crazy potions that will make you invincible in battle! we got this one potion called INT-1B3 miR-193a-3p Mimic that will boost your T cell immunity so you can wreck all those pesky mobs and players trying to take you down.

not only that, but this potion also induces tumor cell death so you can flex on those cancerous cells while you’re out here building your epic base and mining for diamonds.

so come join us and become the ultimate warrior in this wild world of minecraft! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Necropolis: Where skeletons have a bone to pick and creepers are just misunderstood. Ages 18+

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5556	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	7097	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Avalon Forge Server 2.10.2

We are running an Avalon Forge server 2.10.2 that’s been up for a week! We’re a mature and friendly community so we don’t condone any drama and would like for everyone to be mindful of the other players they’re playing with. Join our Discord server here.

Rules:

Rules
No grieving
No cheating
Don’t claim close to other people unless you’ve asked for their permission
Be respectful to other players on the server
You have to be 18+ to join
Please try to keep non-stackable items out of storage systems as it can lag. (don’t cause unnecessary lag in general)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address provided by the server admin.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: PVP is allowed but make sure to respect other players and their belongings.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to ensure fair gameplay for everyone.

WellCrafted Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy creatures that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and ridiculous Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!