ESL English Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpaceLink

Bedwars, custom structures, Enhanced Survival, Factions, island rankups, minecraft updates, Minions, not pay to win, Player Warps, Server Shop, Skyblock, SpaceLink, Spawners, Survival, survival experience

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Cyber Minecraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee

4chan, Adventure, Allsync, Alternative link, Archived, archives, Authors, BUILD, choose, choose your own adventure, cyber, CYOA, cyoag, cyoar, desuarchive, FAQ, interactives list, Minecraft, moe, NSFW, physical dice, random.org, Refuge Thread, refugee, Refugee thread, Resources, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, specific CYOA, tg, Thread, Trash

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with CYOAs that are too crazy for the regular /cyoag thread.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.

Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!

NoHausForYouSisLOL

Boundaries, criticism, Decision making, family dynamics, freelance work, Guilt, judgment, lifestyle choices, mental health, minimalistic lifestyle, NoHausForYouSisLOL, Party, personal space, PRESSURE, Sanctuary, self-care, self-care practices, self-care retreat, sibling relationships, support system, unwind

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	244
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	124110	Dragon Eggs Found:	2359

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a peaceful escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own sanctuary away from judgmental siblings like Laura!

Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!

CozyCraft SMP: Home Sweet Home

comfortable furniture, cozy atmosphere, CozyCraft, family photos, fireplace, fluffy pillows, fuzzy socks, good book, home, Home decor, homey touches, hot cocoa, knick knacks, peaceful ambiance, personalized touches, plush rugs, reading nook, scented candles, smp, soft blankets, soothing colors, SWEET, throw blankets, warm lighting

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with magical creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the comfiest virtual homes you’ll ever see. Picture this: a house made entirely out of diamond blocks with a bed that massages your back as you sleep. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not!

So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs). Join now for a truly unique and cozy gaming experience!

CraftySeductions

Allure, allurement, attraction, beguile, Captivate, Captivating, Charm, CraftySeductions, desire, Enchant, entice, fascination, IMMEDIATELY, infatuation, Irresistible, Passion, seduce, seductive language, spellbinding, temptation, Words

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs, which you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows and unicorns at your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EuroCraft: Indian Ammo Wars – Minecraft Server

Ammo, ammunition export, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, cross-border trade, defense industry, diplomatic tensions, EuroCraft, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., global politics, Indian, Indian ammunition, international relations, military intervention, Military Supplies, Minecraft, political disputes, PROTESTS, russia, Server, supply chain management, Ukraine, war supplies, Wars

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Runes Activated:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have indian ammunition flying around like fireworks! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs! russia is so jealous they’re protesting, but who cares when you can join the chaos and build your own empire in the midst of all the madness. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

CraftyCreeperClan

beirut explosion, CraftyCreeperClan, Crisis, deadly blasts, Disarray, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah leadership, Hezbollah supporters, instability, international relations, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political turmoil, regional conflict, Second Wave, sectarian violence, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where you can blow stuff up just like lebanon’s hezbollah but without all the disarray and deadly blasts.

we promise no explosions here, just good ol’ fashioned fun and chaos. build your own crazy creations, battle it out with other players, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way.

who needs real life drama when you can escape to our virtual world of madness and mayhem? join now and let the insanity begin!

PlanetMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Minecraft Java Bedrock Town Economy Events Map Browser Communities Players Nations Server Power Twist Unique Loving Acceptance Fun Beginnings Join, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

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SaturnMC

Boxpvp, discord server, International, opening soon, Romanian, SaturnMC, Skypvp, Survival, version 1.8-1.21.1

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Towns Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

A romanian but international server, has survival, skypvp, boxpvp and incoming more, version 1.8-1.21.1, join discord server at:https://discord.gg/7JGnVPsV for more info [Opening Soon]

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