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WifeAggroCraft

12 week old, 5 minutes, aita, Asshole, BOTTLE, DRIVE, esky, Feed, home, House, LUNCHBOX, Meals, Night shift, Son, swing away, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, work

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

MediCraft Server: Diagnose This!

diagnose, Diagnosis, Disease, health, Healthcare, Identification, Illness, medical condition, medical examination, medical history, medical professionals, medical records, Medical research, medical science, medical technology, Medical Terminology, medical tests, MediCraft, patient care, Server, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie villagers with laser swords, riding on flying pigs, and building a giant roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. Plus, our community is so friendly that even creepers have started attending our weekly tea parties.

So if you’re ready to cure your Minecraft blues and embark on the wildest adventure of your life, join our server today! Who needs a doctor when you have us to cure all your Minecraft-related medical conditions?

FighterCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, best wrestlers, Combat sports, Confidence, defend yourself, Entertainment, FighterCraft, Fighting, Grayson Waller, logan paul, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Performance, professional wrestling, Promos, self defense, Server, Shoot fighters, SmackDown, Sports Entertainment, television, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	107
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Towns Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Join our server and learn how to defend yourself like Logan Paul and Grayson Waller! Our players have mastered the art of combat and are ready to teach you their secret techniques. Plus, we have a special event where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle – if you win, you get a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob! Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and become a PvP master!

BookTourBros

alone, Author, author life, book tour, BookTourBros, Break, child, DESPERATE, family, first time, Focus, hurt, husband, like-minded people, Mommy, Needs, parenting, solo parent, Support, vacation, Wife

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Items Found:	8539	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and just want to focus on your Minecraft building skills? Join our server where you can escape the drudgery of daily life and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and fun!

Just like this author who wants to go on a book tour alone, you can go on a Minecraft adventure without anyone hounding you for food, attention, or anything else! Leave your responsibilities behind and join our server where you can be a master builder without any distractions.

Don’t worry about hurting your family’s feelings, they’ll understand once they see the amazing creations you build on our server. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a solo Minecraft vacation? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

PutinPayStopCraft

arms control, capability, Conflict Resolution, defense spending, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military capabilities, military intervention, MONEY, peace negotiations, putin, PutinPayStopCraft, sanctions, Ukraine, War, weapons, West, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Towns Built:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna, like, save the world from evil dictators? well, this server is the place for u! join us and help zelenskyy in his quest to stop putin from making more weapons to use against ukraine! together, we can, like, totally save the day and have a blast mining and building at the same time! plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil creepers with laser swords! so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

Purple Vanilla – Where even the cows in Minecraft are ready to rumble!

alliances, Archery, Arena, battle, BATTLEGROUNDS, Combat, Community, Cows, culture, Duels, Experience, GREATNESS, Journey, Minecraft, Purple, PvP, Ranking, Ready, Rivalries, Rumble, Server, skirmishes, swordplay, Tactics, Tournaments, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42

Server Name	Purple Vanilla
Overview	Unleash Your PvP Skills in the Ultimate Minecraft Battle Arena!
Server IP	N/A
Discord	Join our Discord server

Why Purple Vanilla?

Server Features:

Adrenaline-pumping battles with players worldwide
Meticulously crafted arenas for strategic gameplay
Regular tournaments and PvP events
Various combat styles to suit your preferences
A passionate community of PvP enthusiasts

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I connect to the server now?

Unfortunately, the server IP is not available at the moment. Please stay tuned for updates on how to connect.

2. Are there any specific rules for PvP combat on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair play and an enjoyable PvP experience for all players. Please refer to our official server forums or Discord server for detailed rules.

3. How can I participate in PvP tournaments?

To participate in PvP tournaments, keep an eye on announcements in-game, on our Discord server, or on the official forums. Tournaments are typically scheduled in advance and may have specific entry requirements.

4. Can I form alliances with other players on the server?

Absolutely! We encourage players to form alliances, forge rivalries, and build a strong community within Purple Vanilla. Join our Discord server to meet other players and coordinate with fellow warriors.

5. Will there be updates or new features added to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working to improve and expand the gameplay experience on Purple Vanilla. Stay tuned for future updates, events, and exciting new features!

LewdCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Anime, art, ayo, controversial, cute, Edgy, explicit, fetish, fuwamoco, illustration, Japanese culture, Kawaii, lewd, LewdCraft, Manga, Minecraft, NSFW, Otaku, Provocative, RISQUE, Server, thumbnail

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	2112	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant lizard who loves giving hugs.

Join our server for the chance to ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, participate in epic llama races across the desert, and battle against a horde of evil bunnies who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a magical pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs – they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

CityEndgame Minecraft Server

AMBITION, career, challenge, city, CityEndgame, Decision making, Domination, Endgame, football, Fraudiola, loyalty, Minecraft, MONEY, motivation, premier league, Server, speculation, sports, strategy, success, Tactics, Transfer, ucl

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	4070
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old Minecraft world, dominating every challenge and winning every battle? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and become the Fraudiola of Minecraft, ruling over the premier league of players and winning the ultimate Minecraft championship!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most cunning players can uncover the mysteries of our world and claim the ultimate prize.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you have what it takes to succeed, even if it means relying on the city’s money to do so. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Minecraft!

MommaBearHospitalSlayin

Apology, appendix, Bath, bathroom, brother, comfort, dressing, family, female nurse, Friends, Gown, hospital room, insensitivity, MommaBearHospitalSlayin, opinion, privacy, Recovery, sensitivity, Son, surgery, underwear

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

Skillz4ThrillsMC

Adaptability, Apocalypse, apocalypse skill, apocalyptic scenario, disaster readiness, Doomsday, emergency preparedness, End of the World, post-apocalyptic, preparedness, resilience, Resourcefulness, self-sufficiency, skill, Skillz4ThrillsMC, Survival, survival skills, Survival Tactics, Survival Techniques, Survival Training, survivalist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you a master at surviving zombie hordes and building epic fortresses to keep them out? Or maybe you’re more of a scavenger, looting abandoned buildings for supplies and crafting the ultimate weapons to take down any threat that comes your way.

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to put your apocalypse skills to the test! Join us and prove that you have what it takes to survive in a world overrun by monsters, mutants, and mayhem.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and powerful artifacts waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its treasures?

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and show the apocalypse who’s boss!

PitStainCraft

#workout, armpit stains, body odor, deodorant, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym culture, gym etiquette, health, hygiene, perspiration, physical activity, PitStainCraft, socially acceptable, sweat, sweat management, sweat marks, sweat stains, workout clothes, workout routine

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

come join our minecraft server where armpit stains are not just acceptable, they’re ENCOURAGED. we have a whole armpit stain competition every week, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize. trust me, you’ve never seen armpit stains like this before. we also have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with disco balls and a DJ zombie. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that can breakdance. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embrace the armpit stains!