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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 4436 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2462 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
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