eskay shorts – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PixelAccentPorn

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so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, you know? like, imagine a place where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find here.

we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.

plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.

so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.

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GeneCraft: Photosynthetic Fun

agriculture, biotechnology, CRISPR/Cas9, Fun, gene editing, gene expression, GeneCraft, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genome editing, innovation, photosynthesis, Photosynthetic, photosynthetic activity, plant breeding, research, Rice, scientific advancement, scientists, Technology, variant generation

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? well, let me tell you about this server that is so crazy, even scientists are using CRISPR/Cas9 to alter photosynthesis just to get a glimpse of the madness that goes down here!

imagine this: you log onto the server and suddenly your character is running around with supercharged photosynthesis powers, growing crops faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”. thanks to CRISPR/Cas9, we have rice that can literally grow to the sky and beyond, all because of the insane gene-editing going on in this server.

so if you wanna experience the wildest, most genetically modified Minecraft server in existence, then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your crops grown) like never before! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Great Oslinsk Minecraft server

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BEST BEGINNER MINECRAFT SERVER

GREAT OSLINSK

RESPONSIBLE ADMINISTRATION – ✅

OWN COLLECTION OF MODIFICATIONS – ✅

ACCEPTABLE BUDGET – ✅

YOU CAN FIND OUT THE REST BY CLICKING ON THE LINK TO OUR DISCORD SERVER

https://discord.gg/qs8Bku69XR

orion.minecraft.rent:25574

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Deeper than your ex’s drama [SMP] [Semi-vanilla] {Java} {17+} {Whitelist} {Proximity Voice Chat}

1.21 features, Active players, Bluemap, Chat, chill environment, Community, cool things, Datapacks, Deeper, Discord, Drama, Exs, Fabric, Fresh Map, java, lag-free experience, minimal downtime, opportunity, performance addons, premium VPS, Proximity, rules, Semivanilla, shopping district, smp, Structures, trial chambers, US WEST, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, VOICE, Whitelist

Overview of Deep Season Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.20.6
Launch Date	About a week ago
Additional Features	A few vanilla tweaks datapacks Dungeons and Taverns datapack Access to 1.21 features (except trial chambers) Proximity voice chat Bluemap (web map similar to dynmap)
Server Rules	Minimum age is 17 Be kind and respectful No griefing, duping, or cheating
Server Location	US West

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Deep Season Minecraft Server?

A: You can join our Discord community through the link provided above.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: The minimum age requirement is 17, with most members falling between 19-21 years old.

Q: Are client-side quality of life mods allowed on the server?

A: Yes, client-side QOL mods are allowed, but cheating, griefing, and duping are not tolerated.

Q: What measures are in place to ensure server performance?

A: The server runs fabric on a premium VPS in US West with performance addons to maintain minimal downtime and lag-free experience.

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Clan Directory, CraftyWarriors, current event, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, embers, Minecraft, modding, Nora’s Mix Vol. 6, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of embers (we promise we won’t run out this time).

Looking for a server with a little extra spice? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy characters, insane storylines, and more loot than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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Blocky Regrets Minecraft Server

bad decisions, blocky, destructive choices, Downfall, falling apart, hitting bottom, irreversible damage, life in shambles, lost control, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal failure, regrets, rock bottom, ruined life, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-inflicted pain, self-inflicted wounds, self-made disaster, self-sabotage, Server, spiraling down

Are you tired of your sad, pathetic excuse for a life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the misery of reality with our pixelated paradise!

Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your ruined life. Build a castle, tame a dragon, become a wizard – the possibilities are endless! Who needs a good life when you can have a great virtual one?

Join now and start living your best (virtual) life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, it can’t be worse than what you’re dealing with now, right?

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BarbecueBashCraft

barbecue, BarbecueBashCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Correction, disagreement, EMBARRASSING, French classes, French philosopher, French teacher, Friend, Irritation, Limit, Party, playful context, pronunciation, quiz, Rude, social etiquette, Social Interaction

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid French teachers correcting your pronunciation? Look no further than our server! We promise no one will ever correct your French philosopher names or dessert pronunciations. Plus, we have a special “Petit Gateau” mini-game where you can bake virtual French pastries without fear of being corrected. Join now and say “au revoir” to unwanted language lessons!

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BlockyBohemian Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, BlockyBohemian, border control, CounterTerrorism, crisis management., czech republic, emergency response, Europe, high alert, homeland security, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, Police, Public Safety, risk management, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Server, suspected terrorist threat, Terrorism, threat assessment, vigilance

OMG, so like, our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Czech Republic is on high alert cuz they know our players are too epic for words! Police are tightening security cuz they can’t handle the level of fun and excitement we bring to the game. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even terrorists are jealous of our awesomeness! Don’t miss out on the action, come play with us now!

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MacronCraft: Parliament Dissolved!

Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, dissolved, dissolves parliament, election results, Emmanuel Macron, En Marche, European elections, european union, far right, France, French President, Government, legislative, MacronCraft, Marine Le Pen, National Assembly, National Rally, Parliament, political party, political upheaval, Politics, power struggle

So, like, imagine this, right? The French President, Emmanuel Macron, he’s all like “oh no, we lost in the elections to the National Rally, time to dissolve parliament!” And everyone’s like “whaaaat??” But then he’s like “nah, it’s cool, let’s just all join this epic Minecraft server instead! It’s got like, crazy builds and insane mini-games, you gotta see it to believe it! Plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll become the new president of France! How wild is that?? So come on, join us and let’s build a new parliament in Minecraft, because why not, right? Let’s make France great again, one block at a time!”

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AI HallucinationCraft

AI advancements, AI capabilities, AI challenges, AI development, AI ethics, AI hallucinations, AI inaccuracies, AI interactions, AI limitations, AI research, AI revolution, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, HallucinationCraft, human-AI interaction, language models, language processing, large language models, natural language understanding, openai

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA WACKY STUFF U WANT! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN AI GETS CONFUSED AND STARTS TALKIN’ NONSENSE LIKE A DRUNK PARROT! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! YEEHAW! 🤪🐷🤖

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