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Pretty Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Potions Brewed:	66

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to have a blast while playing Minecraft!

Join us if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Or how about joining our exclusive “Horse Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest horse in all the land?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

SpeedyScanCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Votes:	3748
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Star Shards Collected:	148
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a wild ride!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. We have a reputation for giving the weirdest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed every chicken in the land and built a throne out of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of strange compliments and wacky stories await you in our pixelated paradise!

CraftingAddict

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	6515	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Love Letters Sent:	16	Buildings Constructed:	49
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	108
Crops Grown:	4443	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Votes:	5990
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Yogurt Block Party

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	3412	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	You are over 18 years old You are an active player You love building
What we offer	A completely free world without plugins and other clutter A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30 A pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
Can I invite my friends to join?	We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

Horrifying Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷