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VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	950418
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2479
Star Shards Collected:	201	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Towns Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

catch-22, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DATING, dynamics, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, men and women, Minecraft, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Ride, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Social Issues, society, SOLUTIONS, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of being a lonely block in the vast Minecraft world? Are you sick of the awkward dynamic between Steve and Alex, making dating in-game a total nightmare? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs dating drama when you can battle creepers and build epic structures together?

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, you might even find love in a world where pigs fly and diamonds are a dime a dozen.

OwlHouseCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Archive, Dana Terrace, Diary, Disney, Goddess Eda, Hot Topic, Hunter, instagram, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, Minecraft, observations, OwlHouseCraft, Palisman, Q&A, Rebecca Rose, Server, shorts, Soundtrack Playlist, The Mystery Shack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA Interview

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to the most magical and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the whimsical world of Goddess Eda Edition, where Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and Lilith’s letter is rumored to grant you three wishes (but only if you can decipher her cryptic handwriting).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Hunter’s Palisman observations and discover the secret language of the creatures that roam our server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, head over to our Disney+ corner where you can binge-watch The Owl House series and immerse yourself in the fantastical realm of witches and demons.

Need a break from all the magic? Check out Dana’s Twitter for some hilarious behind-the-scenes antics and her Instagram for exclusive sneak peeks. And don’t forget to join Dana’s Tumblr for daily doses of creativity and inspiration.

Still not convinced? How about a one-on-one interview with Rebecca Rose or a virtual hangout with the voice actors themselves? And if you’re in the mood for some epic tunes, we’ve got The Owl House’s soundtrack playlist on repeat.

Gear up in style with our official TOH merch from Hot Topic and Amazon, or snag some exclusive goodies from TheMysteryShack. And for the ultimate fan experience, don’t miss out on Dana and VA’s QA sessions where you can ask all your burning questions about the show.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to get lost in the enchanted forest or accidentally summon a demon while you’re at it. Happy crafting!

Step-Granny’s Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, childhood memories, college, Communication, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, graduation speech, grandparenting, high school graduation, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, postgrad degree, relationships, Server, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter rivalry, StepGrannys, stepmother, Support

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world!

Become the ultimate step-grandparent and raise virtual babies while dealing with stepdaughters who accuse you of stealing their parental thunder. Watch as your virtual grandchild gives a heartwarming speech about how you were their favorite storyteller, leaving their actual parent feeling left out and jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of competing with your stepdaughter for the love and affection of your virtual grandchild. Will you come out on top as the ultimate virtual parent figure, or will your stepdaughter steal the spotlight?

Join our server now and dive into the wild world of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have stepfamily dynamics to navigate?

SocialCraft: No Credit, All Fun!

adoption, bio siblings, bitter, bullying, Credit, custody, Emotional Abuse, former social worker, foster family, foster homes, foster kid, Fun, half siblings, hateful, legal ties, nuance, reunification, social worker, socialcraft, success case, Trauma, verbal abuse, Villain

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	1326
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a loving foster family that will adopt you and give you the support you need to thrive.

Forget about your former social worker and half siblings, they don’t stand a chance against the power of our blocky world. Build your dream home, explore endless possibilities, and make new friends who actually care about you.

Join now and leave all the bitterness and hate behind! Who needs nuance when you have a pixelated wonderland waiting for you? Don’t let anyone tell you how to write your story, become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure today! #BlockyParadise #NoMoreDrama #MinecraftFamily