Esgrima Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroSisCraft or StepSisDilemma

birthday gifts, blended family, Boundaries, BroSisCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, favoritism, gift giving, Jealousy, personal space, Protective, relationships, self worth, sibling rivalry, Siblings, social pressure, StepSisDilemma, stepsister

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server! We promise no family feuds, no demanding step-sisters, and definitely no personalized planner drama. Join us for a peaceful and fun gaming experience where the only thing you need to worry about is building the best virtual world possible! Plus, we guarantee our gifts to you will be way better than a $200 gift card to a store you don’t even like. So come on over and leave the family drama behind! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NoDramaAllowed

20sVibesMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9235	Enchantments Applied:	185
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Our nether is filled with rainbow-colored lava and unicorns that shoot fireballs out of their horns. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MineLifeChanger

Consistency, daily habits, daily routine, Dedication, gradual improvement, healthy choices, incremental progress, lasting change, life improvement, lifestyle changes, mindset shift, MineLifeChanger, perseverance, personal growth, positive changes, positive habits, positive mindset, self improvement, self-discipline, small actions, transformative habits

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	3067	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66

Have you ever been mining away in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you? Well, on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples! It’s like having your very own llama sidekick on a quest for riches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chicken ninjas who will teach you the ancient art of clucking your enemies into submission. Imagine facing off against a horde of creepers, only to have a flock of ninja chickens swoop in and save the day with their deadly pecks and swift kicks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of gingerbread, mine for lollipops, and ride unicorns made of cotton candy. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So come join us on our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, maybe a friendly llama or a ninja chicken will change your life for the better!

CoffeeCraft Minecraft Server

coffee, CoffeeCraft, Conflict, eastern europe, Europe, foreign relations, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, News, occupation, resistance, russia, Russian Invasion, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian Army, ukrainians, War, Woods

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chilling in the woods, sippin’ on some coffee, and all of a sudden, a bunch of ukrainians come out of nowhere and start takin’ over the place. but get this, they say they ‘faced no resistance’ in the kursk region invasion. like, what?! that’s some crazy stuff, man.

if you wanna experience wild adventures like this, then you gotta join our minecraft server. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. from epic battles to unexpected invasions, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground coffee shop hidden somewhere on the map? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

ThirstyRussianArmyCraft

global security, intelligence report, lack of drinking water, military capabilities, military equipment, military health, military infrastructure, military logistics, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military resources, military training, national security, Russian Armed Forces, russian military, ThirstyRussianArmyCraft, UK intelligence, water shortage

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join! why, you ask? well, listen to this wild story – apparently, the UK intelligence says that the Russian military on this server suffers from, get this, a lack of drinking water! can you believe it? like, how are they gonna survive without water, right? so, if you wanna join a server where even the military is struggling to stay hydrated, then this is the place for you! come on, join us and witness the madness for yourself!

AutismCraft: Treadmill Trials

adolescent rats, animal models, Autism Spectrum Disorder, autism-like symptoms, AutismCraft, brain function improvement, cognitive abilities, communication skills, exercise benefits., low-intensity exercise, mental health, motor skills, neurodevelopmental disorder, new findings, physical activity, research implications, sensory processing, social interactions, study results, Therapeutic interventions, treadmill, treadmill exercise, Trials

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4312
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit gameplay eva! like, did u know dat playin on dis server can actually make u smarter? like, we did a study on rats (yeah, rats) and found out dat even low-intensity exercise can make ur brain work betta! so like, imagine wat it can do for u, a human bein! come join us and level up ur brain power while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, fam!

RomcomsRUs Minecraft Server

black-haired, Diversity, diversity in entertainment, diversity in film, Diversity in media, female diversity, female empowerment, Female lead, Female Protagonist, female representation, film industry, film industry trends, Hollywood, inclusive casting, Minecraft, Minority representation, movie industry, representation, romantic comedy, Romcoms, RomcomsRUs, Server, underrepresented

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old romcoms with the same predictable storylines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the epic saga of a black-haired female lead who not only saves romcoms but also conquers the Minecraft world with her mad building skills and killer fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out life advice, and a secret underwater city filled with mermaids who throw the most lit parties in the ocean. And did we mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to ride it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and be prepared for a hilariously epic adventure like no other!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character builds, Character Teaser, Daily Rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Minecraft, MineSMP, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Genshin Impact’s character banner rotations? Look no further, because our server is like a gacha game on steroids! Join us for the chance to summon rare blocks, battle mobs with your favorite characters (yes, even Paimon), and participate in crazy events like “Bing-Bang Finchball” where you can score goals with explosive chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is so generous, we have daily check-in rewards that are more satisfying than getting Primogems. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon redeemable codes that will make you richer than a whale in Teyvat. Plus, our community is so helpful, you’ll have access to useful links for everything from building the perfect base to finding the best mining spots.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the Honkai Impact universe! Who needs Genshin when you can have a blocky adventure like no other?

CrushCraft: No Regrets!

belittling, body shaming, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, CrushCraft, Daddy Issues, Disappointment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, growth, hooking up, judgmental, nasty comment, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regrets, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged in the fires of daddy issues and credit card drama! Join us for a wild ride of burying ourselves in books and sports, all while navigating the treacherous waters of crushes and flat, poorly-endowed girls.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can be judged for your block-building skills, not your lack of ass. With a community of players who have overcome belittling remarks and come out stronger on the other side, you’ll never feel alone on our server.

So come join us and experience the crazy adventures, outrageous stories, and unexpected friendships that await you on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a new life (literally) with us!

WorthyCraft SMP

Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation, smp, WorthyCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6637	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Buildings Constructed:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and obstacles ever seen in Minecraft. From parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks to PvP battles on a platform suspended over a pit of lava, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be found.

So, if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the wildest Minecraft SMP around, then come join us and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the bravest and most daring players need apply!