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ExGirlfriendExDoorway Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Cohabitation, Communication, custody, Divorce, drop-offs, ex-partner, ExGirlfriendExDoorway, family conflict, Fatherhood, future planning, home environment, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, visitation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	173312
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate the messy custody battles of your girlfriend, her ex, and their son “Carl”!

Watch as Bob, the charming man-baby playboy, drops Carl off at your virtual doorstep whenever he feels like it – because who needs a schedule, am I right? Experience the thrill of awkward encounters in the bathroom as Bob casually chats away while you try to pee in peace.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of boundaries as you try to keep Bob from turning your Minecraft house into his own personal playground. Will he start demanding to see the virtual baby next? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! And remember, in this world, you’re not just building blocks – you’re building relationships with man-babies and confused children. Welcome to the chaos!

KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?

adjusting to change, blended family, child care, custody battle, Dads, emotional children, extra kids, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, House, household conflicts, household responsibilities, KidzRUs, lack of space, moms, moving in with dad, PAD, Parental authority, parental expectations, parenting responsibilities, sibling relationships, step siblings

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!

ElectoralCraft SMP: No More Electoral College

campaign finance, college, Democracy, election accountability, election fairness, election integrity, election laws, election procedures, election reforms, election transparency, Electoral, electoral college, electoral system, ElectoralCraft, government regulations, political changes, political participation, political reform, smp, U.S. elections, voter suppression, voting process, voting rights, voting rules

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	8478
New Chunks Explored:	373973	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Are you tired of boring old elections with the same old rules? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to vote for a llama as president? Go for it! Want to hold a dance-off to determine the winner? Why not! Our server is a chaotic mess of democracy and shenanigans, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of our crazy world!

CraftyBFFs

Best Friend, Bonding, building relationships, close friends, Companionship, Connection, CraftyBFFs, forming friendships, friendship, lasting friendships, lifelong friends, making connections, Meaningful connections, Meeting, Memories, personal stories, relationships, sharing experiences, socializing, special moments, unique encounters

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Oh, you haven’t met your best friend yet? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server! We have a magical potion that guarantees you’ll meet your new BFF within the first 5 minutes of joining. Our players have even reported meeting their soulmate while mining for diamonds – talk about a love story for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

allegedly, ASTROCRAFT, Chinese, citizen, criminal activity, cybersecurity, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, Hack, HACKING, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, NASA, research, security breach, Server, Spent, Technology, trying, US, Years

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.

well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.

join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!

TouristTrapCraft

accommodations, city, compliance, crackdown, Cut off, electricity, enforcement, fines, illegal, penalties, regulations, rental properties, tourism, tourist lets, TouristTrapCraft, unauthorized, Utilities, vacation rentals, valencia, Water

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we cut off electricity and water for illegal tourist lets like valencia!! why?? because we are the ultimate chaos server where anything goes!! build your own crazy world and watch out for the authorities trying to shut you down!! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and mayhem!!

Parkour Pollution Patrol

air pollution, air quality, City Living, Disease Progression, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, metropolitan areas, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkour, Patrol, Pollution, pollution control measures, pollution effects, pollution exposure, pollution prevention, public health, research, respiratory health, risk factors, urban living

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

so like, u know how breathing in all that gross city air can like, mess with ur brain and stuff? well, turns out it can like, give u parkinson’s disease! but like, fear not my fellow gamers, cuz on this epic minecraft server, u can escape all that nasty pollution and breathe in the fresh virtual air! join us and save ur brain cells from turning into mush! plus, our virtual cities are like, super clean and stuff, so u won’t have to worry about getting parkinson’s from playing minecraft all day. come join us and protect ur brain, one block at a time!

Auzorite Mc

Adventure, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, open world, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Voxel

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Potions Brewed:	133
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	1448	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

I AUZORITE MC WE HAVE LIFESTEAL HEADSTEAL GEMSTEAL AND FFA AUZORITE MC IS A PUBLICK NETWORK JOIN AND ENJOY OUR EXCITING GAMEMODES

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24/7 uptime, ad network no1, adnetwork uk to, Gaming Community, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mode, Low Ping, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Lag, online gaming, server ip, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9653	Horror Stories Survived:	2

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– Low Ping (20-50ms)

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Fujoshis Minecraft Server: Autistic Females Unite!

acceptance, Anime, autistic, autistic kinship, Community, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, fanfiction, FANGIRLS, female autists, Females, Fujoshis, INCLUSIVE, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, relationships, Server, shipping, Support, Understanding, unite, yaoi

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Animals Bred:	22

Are you a fan of fujoshis and all things wild and wacky? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where fujoshis reign supreme and where we embrace our inner autists with pride.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server that celebrates the unique and quirky fujoshi culture? Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggles and triumphs of being a fujoshi in a world that just doesn’t get it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant yaoi statues to pixel art of your favorite anime characters, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us and let your fujoshi flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your fujoshi soulmate or discover a new passion for building the most fabulous and flamboyant creations in all of Minecraft. Let’s get crazy and have some fun together!