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SmellyLiftCraft

elevator air, elevator aroma, elevator atmosphere, elevator cleanliness, elevator design, elevator experience, elevator fragrance, elevator hygiene, elevator inspection, elevator interior, elevator maintenance, elevator ride, elevator safety, elevator scent, elevator service, elevator technology, elevator ventilation, Elevators, odors, SmellyLiftCraft, unique smell

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!

back pain, BackPainCraft, Chronic pain, Exercise, FITNESS, flare-ups, health, Lifestyle, long-term relief, low back pain, Mobility, muscle strength, physical activity, Prevention, Recovery, recurrence, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, spine health, walk, Walking, wellness, WIN

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of back pain? well do i have the server for u! join us and walk three times a week in minecraft to halve the risk of back pain coming back! we got 800 million people worldwide with low back pain, but don’t worry, we got ur back! literally. 7 out of 10 people who recover from back pain get it back within a year, but not on our server! join now and say goodbye to back pain forever! also, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s walk our way to a pain-free life in minecraft! 🦄🐷🚶‍♂️ #backpainfree #minecraftmagic

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, bipoc, bland, Community, cultural diversity, Diversity, equality, folx, Identity, inclusion, intersectionality, Italian culture, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority representation, racial equity, representation, Server, social justice, Trans, TransCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Italian culture in Minecraft? Want to spice things up with some fabulous trans BIPOC folx? Look no further than our server! We’ve got rainbow sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground pasta-making society. Join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server mascot is a flying spaghetti monster. What more could you ask for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft fabulous again!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

lawt, Minecraft, Nawt, not a whole lot, PixelPunch, Server, whole

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mines Excavated:	1504	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3691
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Runes Activated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those “normal” servers when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, it’s nawt a whole lawt, but it’s definitely a whole lot of fun!

KidCraftKhaos

blended family, Communication, Disappointment, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, KidCraftKhaos, Listening, parenting, rejection, relationship dynamics, remarriage, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Support, teenagers, Therapy, Understanding, young adults

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3762	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dimension Hops:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and create your own family dynamics (or lack thereof).

Join us and avoid the blended family drama that plagued my brother’s life. No need to worry about step-siblings who refuse to interact or ex-wives causing trouble. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama holding you back.

So come join us and leave the real-life family issues behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a castle? Plus, our server has zero tolerance for anti-blended family sentiments, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Don’t be like my brother, constantly chasing after kids who want nothing to do with him. Instead, join our server and create your own family dynamics with players who actually want to be there. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama.

DeathCraft Minecraft Server

assisted dying, Death with Dignity, DeathCraft, end of life care, end-of-life choices, end-of-life options, ethical considerations, EUTHANASIA, healthcare decisions, legal issues, Medical Ethics, medical intervention, Medically assisted death, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, pain management, patient autonomy, patient rights, physician-assisted suicide, quality of life, right to die, Server, terminal illness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re killing is zombies and creepers? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride where medically assisted death is not only a right, but a way of life.

Imagine battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles, where the loser gets a dose of lethal injection! Or how about exploring our custom-built hospital where you can choose to end your virtual life at any time?

But that’s not all! We also have mini-games like “Operation: Minecraft Edition” where you have to perform virtual surgeries on your fellow players. And don’t forget about our themed events like “Doomsday Disaster” where the world is ending and the only way out is through assisted suicide.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness! Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!

BlockPartyMC

4 day working week, adoption, Benefits, BlockPartyMC, Challenges, Economy, efficiency, employment, flexibility, future of work, global perspective, HOURS, Impact, Labor, mental health, productivity, Schedule, society, trend, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have fully adopted a 4-day working week! That’s right, spend more time building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes instead of sitting in a boring office cubicle.

On our server, we believe in work-life balance and that includes giving our players more time to enjoy the game without the stress of a full-time job. Plus, rumor has it that on the 5th day, all players are transported to a magical realm where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the joys of a 4-day work week in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the virtual world.

GazaHostageCraft Minecraft Server

alive, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gaza, GazaHostageCraft, global crisis, Government, hostage crisis, hostages, hostages situation, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, political tension, rescue mission, Server, Terrorism, US officials, Wall Street Journal, world events

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Buildings Constructed:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	8817	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! we got so much crazy stuff happening, you won’t believe it!

first off, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, there are creepers guarding it! you gotta be sneaky to get that sweet loot.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the map? yeah, you heard me right. a freakin’ dragon! just be careful not to get burned to a crisp.

also, every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs spawn and start dancing to disco music. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCorruption – No Jews Allowed

Accountability, Allowed, anti-semitism, antisemitism, authoritarianism, Belarus, Blame, conspiracy theories, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCorruption, denial, Dictatorship, discrimination, eastern europe, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jews, Politics, president, racism

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	234	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crops Grown:	1955	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2451
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian president blames Jews for all his government’s corruption? He’s like “I’m not antisemitic, but those darn Jews are totally ruining everything!” It’s like a soap opera drama but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join this server for all the juicy gossip and scandalous plots, it’s like a reality show but with blocky characters. Plus, the community is lit af and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and witness the madness unfold in this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

YellowCarWarriorz

car aesthetics, car color impact, car ownership, cognitive bias, color association, color psychology, color symbolism, cultural influences, emotional response, perception bias, perception distortion, psychological effects, social constructs, societal norms, societal perspectives, subconscious influence, violence perception, visual impact, world view, yellow car owners, YellowCarWarriorz

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.

oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.

so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?