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AutisticSusherCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	78	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

ANNOYING, Beep, beeping, black people, Boop, Community, Craft, Cultural differences, Detectors, fire prevention, Frustration, home safety, household habits, ignorance, inaction, living conditions, maintenance, neglect, noise pollution, racial bias, RESPONSIBILITY, Rhythm, safety hazard, sense, smoke, smoke detectors, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2680	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

– “OopsCraft” – “FailCraft” – “DerpCraft” – “EpicFailCraft” – “BlunderCraft” – “FailWhaleCraft” – “WhoopsieCraft” – “FacepalmCraft” – “FailFishCraft” – “EpicDerpCraft”

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9142	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

#announcement, anticipation, Campaign, campaign trail, Candidate, Crafty, decision, election, Future, hopeful, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, News, Political process, Politics, Presidency, presidential campaign, presidents, public opinion, Server, Steves, strategy, Time, Trail, Waiting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	7606
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

#14hourBroadcast, #CrossRegionDataCenterTravelTest, #FinalFantasyFans, #finalfantasyxiv, #FinalFantasyXVI, #GamingCommunity, #InGameEvents, #PvPSeries5, #ReleaseDate, collaboration, DAWNTRAIL, earlyaccess, Edition, endwalker, freecompanies, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, mmorpg, OnlineGaming, promotionalsite, Resources, xivg

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Mines Excavated:	3105	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dimension Hops:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, confusion, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, emotional distress, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, ISOLATION, lack of motivation, lost job, lottery ticket, mental health, neet habits, porn, secrecy, Steves, sudden wealth, suicidal thoughts, unemployed, unemployment, video games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Items Found:	5437
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

Astrophysics, blocks, bunch, cosmic evolution, cosmic origins, cosmic significance, cosmology, Cosmos, Crafty, Existence, iron abundance, iron creation, iron production, scientific discovery, scientific explanation, Scientific inquiry, scientific perspective, scientific reasoning, Scientific theory, space exploration, universal existence, universal purpose, Universe, universe formation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

America, AUTHORITY, China, Competition, control, CREEPERS, DOMINANCE, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Global influence, global politics, hegemony, influence, international relations, Murica, national pride, power, strength, Submission, SUPERPOWER, Supremacy, world power, YeehawCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2964	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

Backlash, blocky, controversy, cover, Drama, Edition, fanbase, female vtuber, gossip, hololive, holostar, Mods, official boyfriend, Online Community, pairing, Private Lives, QUEENS, relationships, Rumors, speculation, Virtual idol, Vtuber, wiki bios

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

#pikachu, anger management, animated characters, calling the police, Communication, Confrontation, edited, edited Pikachu, Etiquette, fictional creatures, Frustration, illegal, law enforcement, mad, meets, Minecraft, online interaction, PixelPikaCraft, Police, Responding, response, social media, stat block

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

atomized, Bitches, boomer, brainrot, Conversation, device, earphones, female, gym, Luddite, Minecraft, PHONES, pixelated, provider, qt3.14, ROWS, Server, Societies, Technology, tiktok

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!