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BullyCraft: XL Doggone Disaster
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world where XL bullies and killer dogs roam the streets. on our server, u can build ur own safe haven away from the madness and create a world where u are the boss. join us now and avoid getting caught in the crossfire of a man-eating XL bully and a trigger-happy police force. trust us, it’s safer in our minecraft world. -
QuintillionthCraft: Freeze Time Server
yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we got da world’s fastest microscope dat freezes time at 1 quintillionth of a second! like bruh, u can see dem pixels freeze in mid-air like dey caught in a time warp or sumthin.we got physicists at da University of Arizona workin on dis crazy tech, makin sure u can see every single block freeze in real time. imagine playin minecraft and u seein dem creepers freeze in mid-explosion, like WHAT?!
so come join our server and experience da mind-blowing power of freeze time technology. u won’t find dis anywhere else, cuz we da only ones crazy enough to make it happen. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. so what u waitin for? join now and witness da magic of freeze time microscopy in action!
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EclipseMc – Where Creeper hugs are free but Diamonds cost extra!
EclipseMC Server Overview
Server Name EclipseMC Version 1.21 IP Address eclipsemc.top:25565 Discord Join Discord Features:
- Free starter pack
- Shop (/shop)
- Mobs with levels + money drop
- Teleportation commands (/tpa, /tpaccept, /tpdeny, /tptoggle)
- Set multiple homes with /sethome, teleport with /home
FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer How do I use RedProtect plugin? Join our Discord server and check #announcement for a guide. Is there a PvP (Player vs. Player) area? Yes, we have a designated PvP arena for players to battle. How can I get help if I encounter issues on the server? Contact an admin or moderator in-game, or ask for assistance in our Discord server. Are there any special events or competitions on the server? We host regular events and contests for players with rewards for winners. -
CraftyDestinyMC Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Curse of Osiris? Look no further, because our server is the Final Shape of all Minecraft servers!Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and ridiculous shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so awesome, it’s like Bungie’s new path but in blocky form.
Need resources? We got you covered with DIM, Armor Picker, API, Stats, Braytech, Gunsmith, and more! It’s like having your own personal vault in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now before the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, and DPS of our server become legendary tales that even the Guardians of Destiny will envy. Don’t miss out on the fun, because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts!
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MogMaster Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no dirt house” policy. That’s right, if you try to build a dirt house, a herd of angry llamas will come and spit on you until you build something worthy of their majestic presence.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, but be warned, it has a penchant for stealing shiny objects.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find our resident lava mermaids. These fiery beauties will challenge you to a dance-off, and if you can out-dance them, they’ll grant you the power of fire resistance for 24 hours.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional llama spit). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our world, you’ll never want to leave.
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BlockBlingCraft
Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the only compliments you’ll be getting are about your epic building skills, your impeccable redstone creations, and your flawless PvP tactics? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got players lining up to shower you with praise for your pixelated prowess!Join us and become the talk of the town for your ability to build a functioning roller coaster that sends players flying into the sky, or for your secret underground base that’s so well-hidden, even the creepers can’t find it. And don’t even get us started on your impeccable fashion sense – those diamond armor sets are so last season, but your custom skins will have everyone green with envy.
So why wait? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player around. Just be warned, the compliments may go to your head – literally, if you build a giant statue of yourself on top of a mountain.
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CraftyKyivDronez
come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones from ukraine attacking russian bases near moscow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -
PostMenopausalCraft
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, on this server, we got postmenopausal women with covid-19 who have been surviving for 8 weeks with symptoms! crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we also got infected patients who still have symptoms after 1 and 2 years! like, how is that even possible? u gotta join this server to see for urself! it’s like a never-ending survival mode but with a twist! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! -
IncelCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the birth of an incel! Join us as we watch a lonely player transform into a fedora-wearing, Mountain Dew-chugging, keyboard warrior right before your very eyes.But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are constantly throwing wild parties and causing chaos. Can you survive the spooky shenanigans and maybe even become friends with the undead?
So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!
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GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and questionable decisions! Tate is constantly getting arrested for reasons no one can quite understand – is it because he keeps trying to steal all the diamonds on the server? Or maybe it’s because he insists on building his house out of TNT? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, grifter culture has never been more alive than on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for Tate and his latest scheme!