Escapist News Now – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Minecraft server: /m2g/ – Minecraft 2 General
bug tracker, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, general, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, m2g, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, twitter, Updates, Wiki
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is like the diamond sword of gaming!
Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us!
We’ve got more lore than a library in the End dimension and more updates than a redstone contraption. Plus, our bug tracker is so efficient that even Herobrine can’t mess with our gameplay.
So why join our server? Because we’ve got stats that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And our news and streams are so entertaining that even the villagers stop trading just to watch.
Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a TNT explosion in the Nether!

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/poeg/ – Minecraft SMP Path of Exile Edition
Autoxertion edition, Closed Beta Soon, Compiled Links, Edition, Exile, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile closed beta, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile forum, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile tools, Path of Exile utilities, POE 2, poeg, prior thread, Settlers of Kalguur, Settlers of Kalguur website, smp, Tools, Utilities
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane world of Settlers of Kalguur, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).
In this server, you can expect to encounter wild mobs that have been mutated by a mysterious force known only as Autoxertion. These mobs are not your average creepers and zombies – they have special abilities and will stop at nothing to take you down. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and utilities at your disposal to fend them off.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where PoE 2 is in closed beta. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and gain access to the highly anticipated game before anyone else?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a crazy adventure filled with danger, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of laughter. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after playing on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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BabyCraftHospSisDrama
BabyCraftHospSisDrama, c-section, communication breakdown, difficult times, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family relationships, high risk pregnancy, lack of empathy, medical crisis, NICU, personal struggles, pregnancy hormones, premature baby, selfish behavior, sibling dynamics, sister support, support system, Tension
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement!
Picture this: You’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your virtual sister goes on a trip and leaves you hanging with a premature virtual baby in the NICU. Will you hang up on her during a call or try to mend the virtual family drama? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments, passive-aggressive text messages, and unresolved tension that will keep you on the edge of your virtual seat. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can experience virtual family drama like never before?
Join our server now and get ready to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to log off!

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CelebLuvr Minecraft SMP
admired personalities, beloved celebrities, beloved icons, beloved stars, CelebLuvr, celebrity crushes, celebrity idols, famous idols, famous people, favorite celebrities, global icons, iconic figures, Minecraft, most loved celebrity, popular figures, public figures, smp, universally admired, universally adored, universally cherished, universally loved
Who is the most universally loved celebrity? Well, it’s obviously the owner of our Minecraft SMP server! Rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a carrot and a smile. Join our server and bask in the glory of playing alongside the most legendary Minecraft player of all time. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

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Creep-Free Flirting Craft
approachability, Body language, Boundaries, Charm, Communication, Confidence, consent, conversation starters, Craft, CreepFree, DATING, emotional intelligence, Etiquette, FLIRTING, nonverbal cues, personal space, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Skills, Subtlety
Are you tired of trying to flirt in real life and just coming off as a total creep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your flirting skills without any judgment! Our pixelated world is the perfect place to woo that special someone with virtual flowers and diamond pickaxes. Who needs pickup lines when you can just build a romantic castle together? Join now and never worry about being creepy again!

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ElMayoCraft: Building Blocks and Breaking Bad
arrest, Arrest warrant, bad, blocks, BREAKING, building, cartel leader, crime syndicate, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal organization, drug kingpin, drug lord capture, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, El Mayo, ElMayoCraft, extradition, international crime, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, Mexican drug lord, organized crime, sources, U.S. custody
so, u know how u always wanted to be a mexican drug lord but u cant cuz its illegal n stuff? well guess what, now u can on our minecraft server! join us and become the next el mayo, ruling over ur own drug empire with an iron fist! build ur own cartel hideout, smuggle goods across the border, and take out ur rivals in epic pvp battles. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now and let the chaos begin!

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VegovaMine
Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
Welcome to VegovaCraft, a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft server that offers a rich blend of creativity, adventure, and community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an intrepid explorer, or a strategic thinker, VegovaCraft has something for everyone.
vegovamine.tech

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WhimsyCraft – Where creepers tell jokes and cows have dance parties! 1.21

Adminshop, Arena, bedrock, Chest Shops, console, Cows, CREEPERS, Dance, Discord, Geyser, Grief Prevention, Instanced Loot, Ip:, java, jokes, MCMMO, nicknames, Parties, pe, Plugins, PORT, PvE, PvP, Qol, Silkspawners, smp, WhimsyCraft

WhimsyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	WhimsyCraft
Server Type	Java with Geyser for Console and PE players
IP Address	104.128.51.44
Bedrock Port	19132

Features:

PvE focus with possible PVP arena
QOL plugins such as chest shops, silkspawners, MCMMO, etc.
Constant updates and improvements

Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/DDT4Ne9q

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server Java only?	No, we have Geyser installed for Console and PE players as well.
Are there any plans for resets?	We have no plans to reset the map, but occasional resets of the end may occur.
What kind of plugins do you have?	We have various QOL plugins like chest shops, silkspawners, MCMMO, etc.

MineMania Minecraft Server
be male, ForceFem, go away, had another dream, Long hair, Minecraft, MineMania, not trans, Pretty Girl, Server, succubus, troon out
Are you tired of dreaming about being a pretty girl with long hair? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment! We won’t forcefem you into anything, but we do have a succubus lurking around for some extra fun. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where dreams come true (literally)!

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CraftyCobson SMP
African Music, afrobeat, Cobson Ebassi, CraftyCobson, creative artist, emerging artist, Lagos, Music (Industry), music career, music industry trends, music producer, musician, new talent, Nigerian artist, nigerian culture, Nigerian music scene, rising star, Singer, smp, Songwriter, soulful voice, talented vocalist
Welcome to Cobson Ebassi, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. You never know when they’ll sneak up on you and cover your base in rainbow wool!
2. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… potatoes! That’s right, you can buy and sell items with spuds. Just be careful not to accidentally eat your savings.
3. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?
4. Our server events include epic battles against giant mutant squids, dance parties with creepers, and a weekly “Build-A-Sheep” competition where players race to create the most ridiculous sheep statue.
So what are you waiting for? Join Cobson Ebassi today and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and laughter in the world of Minecraft!

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