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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2039 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 438 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
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