so, like, u know that speed skater who like, ran away from russia and was all like, nah man, i ain’t down with that invasion of ukraine stuff? well, guess what, now he’s like, skating for poland and stuff. like, talk about a plot twist, amirite? anyway, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this dude’s life story, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that the speed skater dude himself might make a guest appearance, so u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join us and let’s make some memories that are even more insane than this whole speed skater saga.
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BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid
come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
HEY YOU! YES YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH!ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A CREEPER GUARDING IT WHO THINKS HE’S A FASHIONISTA WITH HIS EXPLOSIONS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A MINI-GAME WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ON THE BACK OF A CHICKEN WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH CARROT SWORDS! IT’S WILD, I TELL YA!
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PET ENDER DRAGON NAMED FLUFFY? HE’S A REAL SWEETHEART ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, JUST DON’T MENTION HIS BAD BREATH.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY! YEEHAW!
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Turnabout SMP
Welcome to Turnabout Minecraft Server!
Looking to play survival Minecraft while playing alongside people and making friends? Look no further than Turnabout!
Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server that wants to provide a place where the community is at the forefront. We just passed our six month mark of being open with an active and friendly player base!
Features:
Events We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum! Inclusivity Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends. Quality of Life Addons One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More! Shopping and Minigames District We have a thriving shopping and minigames district Mayoral Elections Allowing players to make choices on how they want shopping and minigames district to run. Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins We can see who has taken stuff, where it went, and can roll back any damage. You never need to worry about your items or builds! 24/7 Uptime Our server is always online and ready for you to enjoy AND MORE!
To get started and meet some new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc
FAQs:
Q: How do I join the Turnabout server?
A: To join the Turnabout server, you must first join our Discord server and go through the whitelisting process.
Q: What are the age restrictions for joining Turnabout?
A: Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on Turnabout?
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.
Q: Can I participate in the Mayoral Elections on Turnabout?
A: Yes, all players have the opportunity to participate in the Mayoral Elections and have a say in the management of the shopping and minigames district.
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RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server
Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.
So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!
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FicCharCraft: Live Your Fantasy
Are you tired of being stuck in the boring real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams as your favorite fictional character! Want to be a wizard like Harry Potter? Done. How about a superhero like Iron Man? Easy peasy. Or maybe you want to be a talking sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea? We can make it happen!Join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players as your favorite characters, build epic bases inspired by your favorite fictional worlds, and even go on quests to save the day. Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the most blocky and pixelated way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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DeathFakers Anonymous
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with people who have faked their own death or know someone who has! Join us for the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear in the Minecraft world. From escaping a horde of creepers by faking their demise to pulling off the ultimate prank on their friends, our players have done it all. So come join us and share your own crazy tales – who knows, you might just meet someone who has faked their death to avoid getting griefed in-game!
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CozyCrafterMC SMP
OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with a mustache. It’s like, totally epic, bro.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas.
So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this Minecraft SMP? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
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Deep Coral Escape
come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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CapitolEscapeCraft
so, like, u know how there was that whole thing at the US Capitol with all the crazies storming the place? well, one of the fugitives from that whole mess is now seeking asylum in Canada. can u believe it? and get this, he’s hoping for a pardon from Trump! like, good luck with that, buddy.anyways, if u wanna escape the drama of real life and have some fun, u should totally join our Minecraft server. we got all the cool stuff – like, u can build ur own world, go on adventures, and even make friends with virtual llamas. plus, we have this secret underground base that’s only accessible to those who can solve our riddles. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but without all the danger of getting caught by the FBI.
so come on over and join us! who knows, maybe u’ll even run into that fugitive guy looking for a fresh start. just don’t tell him we sent u, k?