BurntOutPolitician – Minecraft SMP
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Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of all that political drama on this site? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who has the best pet llama!
We’ve got a community of players who are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of their favorite YouTubers to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re looking for a good laugh, just wait until you see our resident prankster, Steve. He once filled the entire spawn area with pink sheep just to mess with everyone’s heads. Classic Steve, am I right?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs politics when you can have a blast mining diamonds and trolling your friends? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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MilMinecraft: Mother’s Day Escape
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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with demanding in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy family drama!
Picture this: you’re trying to mine for diamonds, but your mother-in-law keeps demanding that you attend a beach vacation on Mother’s Day weekend. She’s celebrating a big decade birthday and insists that the whole family, including the in-laws, must come along. But wait, there’s more! She’s upset that her birthday is overshadowed by your wedding anniversary and expects you to drop everything to celebrate her instead.
But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of family obligations and dive into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers. Build your own paradise, explore new realms, and leave the in-law drama behind.
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HotelCraft: No Cleaning Required
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On our Minecraft server, you can do all the things you usually do in a hotel room, but with a twist! Forget about ordering room service and watching pay-per-view movies, on our server, you can ride pigs through the hallways, build a giant pillow fort, and even have a disco party in the lobby! Join us for the ultimate hotel room experience – Minecraft style!

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Turnabout SMP

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Turnabout Minecraft Server

Overview:

Looking to play survival Minecraft while playing alongside people and making friends? Look no further than Turnabout!

Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server that wants to provide a place where the community is at the forefront. We just passed our six month mark of being open with an active and friendly player base!

Features:

Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends.
Quality of Life Addons	One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More!
Shopping and Minigames District	A Thriving Shopping and Minigames District
Mayoral Elections	Allowing players to make choices on how they want shopping and minigames district to run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	We can see who has taken stuff, where it went, and can roll back any damage. You never need to worry about your items or builds!
Uptime	24/7 Uptime: Our server is always online and ready for you to enjoy

To get started and meet some new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc

FAQs:

Q: Is there an age requirement to join Turnabout?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Q: Can I participate in events on Turnabout?

A: Yes, Turnabout hosts events like capture the flag and has plans for more activities.

Q: Is Turnabout a safe and inclusive community?

A: Yes, Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a safe space for players to enjoy together.

Q: Are there any special plugins on Turnabout?

A: Turnabout uses quality of life addons like One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!

Q: How does Turnabout handle theft and griefing?

A: Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place to protect players’ items and builds.

BlockyBolivia: Evo’s Epic Escape
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Snow Leopard Escape
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come join our epic minecraft server where snow leopards roam free and rule the land! they may have come from the tibetan plateau but now they are here to party with you! climb the steep slopes and conquer the high-altitude challenges as you battle alongside these majestic creatures.
who needs regular old minecraft when you can have snow leopards as your trusty sidekicks? they will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of exploring a world where snow leopards are the true kings!

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FicCharSwap24: I’d be SpongeBob and live in a pineapple under the sea!
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Ever wanted to swap lives with a fictional character and go on crazy adventures? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can become any character you desire for a whole day of mayhem and mischief.
Imagine being Iron Man and flying around the world, saving the day with your high-tech suit. Or maybe you’d prefer to be Harry Potter, casting spells and attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The possibilities are endless!
But be warned, once you step into our server, you may never want to leave. With epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you, this is the ultimate virtual playground for all your wildest dreams to come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime you can commit is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can commit ANY crime and get away with it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama smuggling ring? No problem! The possibilities are endless on our server.
Join us now and experience the thrill of living life on the edge in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your criminal instincts run wild and join us today! Just don’t blame us if the Minecraft police come knocking on your virtual door.

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Blocky Bedlam: Psychiatric Ward Escape
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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a whole new world of madness and mayhem! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our players are so lit, they make diamonds rain from the sky!
One time, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon, and another player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombies. And get this, our server is so wild, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself comes to party on Saturday nights!
So if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You might just find yourself in a psychiatric ward, dismissed and disbelieved by the outside world. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

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