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BlockDodge: The Ultimate Minecraft Escape

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Have you ever narrowly avoided getting hit by a flying cow in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday occurrence! Join us for a wild ride of dodging all sorts of crazy projectiles, from exploding chickens to giant flaming pigs. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to dodge the biggest bullets in Minecraft!

So you’re telling me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Oh, honey, buckle up because this Minecraft SMP is wilder than a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords. We’ve got alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that will have you digging deeper than a rabbit on a mission. Rumor has it there’s a secret base hidden somewhere on the map that’s filled with more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, camaraderie, and craziness, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally figure out what the heck KDE stands for!

Inevitable Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4000	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you battle against a horde of killer bunnies who have taken over the land. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords to assist you in your quest.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our cozy bed made entirely out of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. It’s inevitable that you’ll have the time of your life!

ParaSailGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will literally take your breath away? Well, look no further because our server is so thrilling, it’s like parasailing without a parachute! Just like this unfortunate woman who met her demise in a parasail accident, our server will have you on the edge of your seat with adrenaline-pumping adventures and heart-stopping challenges. Join us if you dare, but be warned – the line between life and blocky death is thinner than a pixel on our server!

DonPolit Minecraft server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Description

You can choose any city or country to start living or ruling there, you have the opportunity to go to your neighbors in peace or war, or you can simply be a merchant or a pirate.

Server version: 1.17.1

IP: donpolit.ru

Map: http://donpolit.online:25612/

Donat: https://donpolit.trademc.org/

DonSoq (RP social network): http://donsoq.ru/

Forum (Mechanics, Rules): http://donsoq.ru/forum/

Discord server: https://discord.gg/2NCNn8d3hN

Group on VKontakte: https://vk.com/donpolitap

Telegram channel: https://t.me/donpolit

YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DonPolitap

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Merry Crafty Christmas 2024 Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	6193	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most magical place in all of blocky land!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to our enchanted spawn point where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Cactus Unicorn roaming the pixelated plains.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Notch’s Secret Gang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things Nintendo with a side of Christmas cheer! Join us as we discuss, RP with, post pics, and fantasize about your favorite Nintendo girls. Whether you’re a seasoned RP pro or just looking to help others jerk off, everyone is welcome here!

In our last thread, things got wild as we delved into the depths of Nintendo slutposting. From Princess Peach to Samus Aran, we left no stone unturned in our quest for the sexiest Nintendo characters. But fear not, there are always new faces to discover and new fantasies to explore.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to combining the magic of Nintendo with the joy of Christmas? Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where we roleplay as Bowser kidnapping Princess Zelda. Trust us, it’s a blast.

So come on down to our SMP and let your wildest Nintendo fantasies run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a pixelated princess or two.

The Chill Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mines Excavated:	3981
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our server, where you can embark on epic quests, battle virtual monsters, and even help Kai find his missing sandwich! Join now and experience the Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, where you’ll uncover the secrets of a hidden realm filled with falling stars and chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have a special program called “En-Nah” Assistant, where a virtual assistant will be at your beck and call to help you navigate the treacherous world of Zenless Zone Zero. And don’t forget about our Data Bounty Combat Simulation, where you can test your skills against the toughest foes in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links, including a drawpile for all your artistic needs and a gacha simulator for those who love to gamble their way to victory.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us today and let the madness begin!

WWE is RED HOT Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s hotter than WWE right now? Look no further, because our server is on fire! We’ve got more drama than a wrestling match, and our players are always putting on a show. Forget AEW, they can’t even sell out a school gymnasium – but we sell out virtual arenas every day! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s more entertaining than any wrestling promotion. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Pixel Pout Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4330	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mines Excavated:	3242	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	950
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a Russian onlyfans model who goes to a Euro Disneyland knock-off and films yourself masturbating in the magical forest!

Join us for the most scandalous and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have free publicity and controversy go viral in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the wild adventures begin!

Pleasant Serial Winner Humiliation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of seeing the same old players dominating every Minecraft SMP out there? Do you want to witness some epic fails from those serial winners? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the tables are always turning and the underdogs have a fighting chance. We’ve got Mahomes and Verstappen wannabes getting their butts kicked left and right, making for some hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re ready for some epic fails, outrageous comebacks, and a whole lot of chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown of the underdogs! Who knows, you might just become the next unlikely champion in this crazy world of blocky mayhem.