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FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Votes:	4397

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7583
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	168
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Alien Abductions:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!

JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.

WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

acceptance, constrict, Deep thinking, enlightenment, existentialism, futility of wisdom, inner growth, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, personal development, philosophy, Poison, realization, realization of futility, realization of truth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Throat, wisdom, WisdomFutility

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	276
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

RevivedRacer Minecraft SMP – Back from the Dead Edition

Autodrom Most, Canadian Tire Motorsport Park, circuit zandvoort, Cook Out Southern 500, Darlington Raceway, Dead, DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack, Edition, Gran Premio de Aragón, Hy-Vee Milwaukee Mile 250, Indy NXT, Italian Grand Prix, Lone Star Le Mans, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, motogp, Motor sport, NASCAR Euro, RevivedRacer, smp, Southern Illinois 100, Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help A Hero 200, Super GT, Suzuka, WeatherTech 200

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mines Excavated:	2224

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic races through Autodrom Most, MotorLand Aragón, and even the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wisconsin.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Super GT races in Suzuka, Formula 1 action in Zandvoort, and even NASCAR Canada at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park. And don’t forget about the ARCA race at the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack – it’s gonna be wild!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and race all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you win a race, you’ll get a special diamond block to add to your collection. So what are you waiting for? Rev up your engines and join us for some crazy racing fun!