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Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	2247	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	74	New Chunks Explored:	468262
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

MoscowMinecraftWars

Assassination, Colonel, crime, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign relations, intelligence agencies, international news, investigation, Killed, military intelligence, Military operations, Moscow, MoscowMinecraftWars, murder, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, SECURITY, targeted killing, Ukraine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Votes:	1867	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3056	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian colonels getting killed near moscow as part of the storyline! ukraine’s military intelligence is involved for some reason, but who cares cuz we got epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! join now and be part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you wanna join?! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

AI assistance, ANALYZES, anger expression, anger management, behavioral analysis, Behavioral studies, chatgpt, ChatGPTs, communication skills, complex studies, data analysis, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, Lab, professional behavior, professional environment, psychology research, Ragecraft, research assistance, research tools, researchers, workplace behavior, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Divine Spears Created:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

asleep, boringsmp, bucketable entities, Community, crafting tweaks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Enjoyable, Events, Fall, Features, Flat, house safe, Join, Land claiming, Mechanics, multiplayer, Plain, Seconds, Server, smp, spice up, Survival, Teleport, Tweaks, Vanilla, vanilla game, warp stones, Youll

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	5729
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8346	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

authorized user, budgeting, budgeting discussions, communication problems, controlling behavior, CraftyCouplesCashClash, credit card, discretionary spending, family finances, financial boundaries, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, financial trust, overspending, Partnership, relationship issues, SAHM, shopping habits

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	299
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, gluten free options, healthier processed foods, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, high fiber, low calorie, low sodium, low sugar, mindful eating, Minecraft, minimally processed, natural ingredients, non-GMO, nutrient-dense, nutritious snacks, organic options, plant-based options, preservative-free, ProteinPopsicle, smp, Whole Foods

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Love Letters Sent:	5
Animals Bred:	65	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

Agony, anguish, blocky, Despair, emotional pain, existential crisis, HELLCRAFT, inner turmoil, mental anguish, Misery, Nightmares, Pain, personal hell, personal struggle, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, torture

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4776
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

activism, austerity measures, budget cuts, community support, Cuts, demonstration, Government, grassroots movement, health system, Healthcare, healthcare funding, HealthCrisisCraft, Minecraft, new zealand, political reform, Politics, protest, public health, public outcry, public services, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	76	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!