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Cum Glaze Craft – Minecraft Server

Craft, Cum, faces, faces of friends, Friends, friends you want, friends you want to, glaze, glaze with, glaze with your, glaze with your hot, hot, hot cum, hot cum faces, IRL, irl friends, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags, Want, you want to glaze, you want to glaze with

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Animals Bred:	99
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can glaze the faces of your irl friends with your hot cum! That’s right, forget about building elaborate structures or battling mobs, the real fun is in giving your friends a sticky surprise they won’t soon forget.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a towel or two). Who knows, maybe you’ll become the cum-glazing champion of the server and earn bragging rights among your fellow players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the cum-glazing commence!

AstroWitchReturns Minecraft SMP

Astronauts, AstroWitchReturns, boeing, crew 9, dragon capsule, jeetliner, launch date, Minecraft, NASA, NASA blog, NASA schedule adjustments, Ogre, operational flexibility, smp, space exploration, space mission, Space News, space technology, Space Travel, space travel updates, space witch, spacex, stranded astronaut

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Farms Harvested:	351	Potions Brewed:	157
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

🚀🪐 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even NASA had to rearrange their schedule just to accommodate our astronaut and space witch players! Forget about Boeing, they’re officially ogre in our books. Join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where you can build your own rocket ship and explore the galaxy with your fellow blocky astronauts. Who needs a jeetliner when you can soar through the stars in style on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🌌🔥 #SpaceCraftingMadness

BabysitterSwap Minecraft Server

activities, affordability, affordable, Assessment, autism, babysitter, BabysitterSwap, childcare, Communication, compromise, Crafts, Date night, Decision making, Diagnosis, DoorDash, family, loyalty, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, Routine, Schedule, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crops Grown:	4339
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as our babysitter, Amelia? Look no further! Our server has been keeping kids entertained for years, just like Amelia has with our own children.

Amelia’s “sweet spot” was 2022-2023, just like our server’s peak was when we first launched. She always had games and activities planned, just like our server always has exciting events and challenges.

But just like Amelia, our server has evolved over time. Sometimes we’re a little late to updates, and we might order DoorDash for ourselves (virtual pizza party, anyone?). But hey, we’re still affordable and full of love for our players.

Join our server and experience the magic of finding someone as good as Amelia for the same price – because who needs a new sitter when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, we promise not to diagnose your kids with anything (unless they’re addicted to mining diamonds, then we might have to intervene). So come on in and let the fun begin!

BlockBucksBrawl

Asshole, BlockBucksBrawl, cigarettes, family, Food, health, Household, income, insurance, mini stroke, MONEY, parents, Priorities, ptsd, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Siblings, stress, Support, Therapy, tight finances

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Votes:	5039	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s messes while your own life falls apart? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of reality! We promise no one will ask you for money for cigarettes, because in our virtual world, cigarettes don’t even exist! Plus, our special therapy practice involves building pixelated houses and battling creepers, guaranteed to cure any stress-induced mini strokes. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind – after all, who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

DailyDoseOfMinecraftSMP

daily habits, DailyDoseOfMinecraftSMP, Exercise, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy living, hydration, learning, meditation, mindfulness, nutrition, positivity, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, Routine, self-care, Sleep, socializing, Time management

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the cows have taken over and demand to be worshipped as the true rulers of the land. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you offer them a diamond or two. Plus, our server is the only place where you can find a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers who have surprisingly good taste in music. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the madness and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

ScentlessCraft

anosmia, aroma, emotional connection, favorite scent, Fragrance, longing, Loss, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, olfaction, olfactory, scent memory, ScentlessCraft, sense loss, sense of smell, sensory deprivation, sensory deprivation disorder, sensory experience, sensory perception, sensory processing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

If you suddenly lost your sense of smell, the smell you’d miss the most would be the scent of our epic Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (they’re not very good at it, but they try). Plus, our diamond mines are rumored to be so rich, even Herobrine is jealous! So come join us and experience the most fragrant adventure of your Minecraft life!

SSMP: Where the only thing whiter than our sheep is the whitelist

ADMIN, Builds, Claiming, Economy, Farms, gameplay, Highways, Infrastructure, Jobs, Limits, multiplayer, Plugins, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sheep, Shop, Shops, SSMP, Survival, tps, Whitelist, WHITER

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Server Name	SSMP: Simple Survival, 1.21
Description	SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS. Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.
Features	2 /sethomes + bed easy /spawn access developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) rare head drops physical and active player-based economy gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, use the IP address SSMP.io in your Minecraft client.

Are there any limits on gameplay?

We do not place limits on gameplay as long as it follows our simple rules. Feel free to create large scale builds and redstone contraptions.

Can I use mods on the server?

We allow some mods, but please make sure they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Is there an admin shop or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement. We do not have an admin shop or jobs system.

What is the discord server for?

Our discord server is a place for players to chat, coordinate, and stay updated on server events and announcements.

LadariusCraft Minecraft Server

African American, aspiration, black american, culture, desire, Diversity, dream, ethnicity, FANTASY, first name, heritage, Identity, Irish surname, Ladarius, LadariusCraft, longing, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, name.., racial identity, self-identity, Server, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be – even a black American with a Ladarius-like first name and an Irish surname! Join us and live out your wildest identity fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden treasure of leprechaun gold at the end of a rainbow! So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Lost in Blocks – Minecraft SMP /ptng/ #139

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Embers of Long Night, Eugenics, Faded Pursuit, Glimmer in the Shadows, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Nasty, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Tier List

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Votes:	7512
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and activities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for the [Embers of Long Night] event where you’ll have to survive against hordes of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Or how about the [Glimmer in the Shadows] arrest event where you’ll have to outsmart the sneaky Endermen trying to steal all your diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the [Faded Pursuit] directional arrest and try to catch the elusive creeper who’s been causing chaos in the village. And don’t forget about the [Mania Training] phase 7 where you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with exploding TNT blocks!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret societies lurking in the shadows (/ptng/ in sig when applying). And don’t forget to redeem the secret codes (sɓu!ʇʇǝs ʇunoɔɔⱯ u! ɯǝǝpǝꓤ)sǝpoꓛ for some extra surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ

alone, amicable, bbq, Boyfriend, CoParenting, crying, Divorce, drinks, ex wife, ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ, family gathering, Friends, Gathering, Movie, parents, Party, saturday, sister, texted, Therapist, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekends? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between you and those pesky creepers!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a family BBQ when you can have a blocky adventure with us?

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you decide to take a break and have some alone time, no one will send you angry messages about ruining the party. We understand the importance of self-care, especially when it involves watching movies and having drinks alone in the comfort of your own virtual world.

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new in-game family that’s way cooler than your real one!