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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

NanoMinecraftCreature

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come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

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Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

StepSass Minecraft Server

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

NoMiniMiners

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Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?

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Yo, so like, this server is LIT AF, just like that Molotov cocktail that set fire to a railway substation in Moscow! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like that fiery incident! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities (shh, don’t tell anyone)! So come on, join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🚂💣 #ExplosiveFun #MinecraftMayhem

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	228	Astral Projections Made:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	141	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Potions Brewed:	128
Towns Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	644	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	5340
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

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