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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1994 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
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