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NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	2435
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Votes:	5850	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9745	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	129	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	731	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	4961
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4015	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Votes:	5990	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!

CrownPrinceCraft: FearlessAssassin

Allies, Assassination, Conflict, Crown Prince, CrownPrinceCraft, Diplomacy, fear, FearlessAssassin, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Monarchy, Normalization, Peace, Politics, Risk, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Stability, threat

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Farms Harvested:	838	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz the crown prince of saudi arabia is straight up paranoid about getting whacked for tryna make friends with israel. like bruh, imagine the drama on this server, we got kingdoms beefin’ and alliances shiftin’ faster than you can say “diamond sword”. join now and see if you can survive the political intrigue and backstabbing, just like the crown prince. it’s a wild ride, fam.

BarNoneCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

join our epic minecraft server where progress bars are just a suggestion, not a rule. we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that fart glitter. our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. come join us and experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever created. who needs boring old progress bars when you can have magical flying pigs and glitter-farting unicorns? come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us today!