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NoMoreNaturalFunctions

10. Unpleasant bodily sensations, 11. Bodily inconveniences, 12. Disruptive bodily functions, 13. Unwanted physical reactions, 14. Inconvenient bodily processes, 15. Uncomfortable bodily functions, 16. Undesirable bodily functions, 17. Unwelcome bodily reactions, 18. Unpleasant physical reactions, 19. Unwanted physiological responses, 2. Natural bodily processes, 20. Annoying physical sensations., 3. Annoying body habits, 4. Unwanted bodily functions, 5. Physical discomfort, 6. Involuntary actions, 7. Embarrassing bodily reactions, 8. Irritating body functions, 9. Uncontrollable bodily responses, body functions, NoMoreNaturalFunctions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

KurskCraft: BufferZoneBuilder

border control, buffer zone, BufferZoneBuilder, Conflict, cross-border incursions, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military Action, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political strategy, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukrainian president

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchantments Applied:	185
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we create buffer zones in Russia’s Kursk region like the Ukrainian president! build your own fortress to protect against invading creepers and zombies! we promise not to start any international conflicts, just lots of fun and chaos! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!

CraftyCooksMC

Assistance, burden sharing, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyCooksMC, efficiency, group work, Harmony, light work, Many hands, productivity, ProVerb, proverb interpretation, Saying, spoil the broth, team dynamics, team effort, teamwork, too many cooks, Unity, work together

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ da macarena! if u join dis server, u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds like a boss!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!

☀️ Sunburned SMP: Survival of the Fishiest! 🐟💥🎣 No Weekly Challenges, Just BBQ Skills & Events! Optional PvP, No SPF Needed! 🌞

Arena, Auctions, bbq, bedrock, Challenges, Custom Gear, Economy, Events, Fishiest, Fishing, Free Ranks, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Minecraft, Needed, Optional, Perks, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, SPF, Sunburned, Survival, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5117

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Features of Shaded Minecraft Server

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Connect with Shaded

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the Shaded Minecraft server?	You can join by copying and pasting the server IP “play.shaded.gg” into your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
Can I protect my builds on the server?	Yes, Shaded provides a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to keep your creations safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks and perks on Shaded?	You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server and participating in events and challenges.

KoreanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Asian American, consequences, controversy, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, dog whistle, ethnicity, Identity, inclusion, Korean, KoreanCraft, microaggressions, Minecraft, offensive language, racial profiling, racism, repercussions.., Server, social justice, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question if the owner is secretly Korean! But don’t worry, we’re not here to start any international incidents, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic creations together. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind the mysterious Korean connection. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

Balmung, Coeurl, Community, crystal, Edition, Empyreum, endwalker, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, SMPixelated, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	628
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Animals Bred:	197	Orbs of Power Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7224	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6222	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7196
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!