🔥escalate Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CuttingKarenCraft

aita, ANNOYED, Basket, calling out, Calm, cart, Confrontation, Cut in Line, CuttingKarenCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, dramatic, escalate, express lane, fair, Full Groceries, grocery store, line, mistake, Polite, Waiting, WOMAN

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6410
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude grocery store line-cutters? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no cutting in line” policy! Our virtual express lane is always fair and orderly, so you can shop in peace without any drama.

Imagine a world where everyone respects the 12-item limit and waits their turn like civilized players. No more eye-rolling or passive-aggressive sighs from other users, just pure grocery store bliss. And if anyone tries to pull a fast one, our moderators are quick to intervene and restore order.

Don’t let real-life line-cutters ruin your day – escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks to build your dream grocery store. Join now and experience the satisfaction of a line well-organized!

CraftyKolkataDocServer

CASE, CraftyKolkataDocServer, Doctor, doctor protests, doctor rape case, doctor rape protests, escalate, Gruesome, gruesome rape, India, India protests, Kolkata, Kolkata doctor case, Kolkata news, Kolkata protests, PROTESTS, protests in India, rape, Reuters, reuters news

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil creepers. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples.

once, a player found a magical unicorn that pooped out rainbows and glitter. true story bro.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to fly on a magical carpet and shoot fireballs out of your hands.

we also have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests for rare loot.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special

adsense, Censorship, Digital Marketing, escalate, Geopolitics, global affairs, GOOGLE, internet, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, monetization, News, online advertising, online publishers, online revenue, political tensions, russia, Russian government, Shutdown, Special, Technology, Tensions

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	76	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29

so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door!

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

blinken, BlinkenCraft, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, Diplomacy, escalate, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear deal, peace talks, sanctions, Secretary of State, Server, Tensions, united states, Warns

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers throw the best parties in town.

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you gotta watch out for the ender dragon though, he’s been practicing his breakdancing moves and he’s ready to battle.

join us if you wanna ride unicorns through rainbow forests and build castles out of marshmallows. we got a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and remember, Blinken warns Iran but also Israel not to ‘escalate’…whatever that means. just come have fun and let your imagination run wild!

CraftyCreeperCentral

Communication, Conflict, CraftyCreeperCentral, Crisis, critical moment, de-escalation, Diplomacy, escalate, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, iran, Message, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Tension, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the US and Iran combined! we have players from all over the world sending messages to each other not to escalate at ‘critical moments’ in the game. but don’t worry, our admins are always there to keep the peace and make sure things don’t get too out of hand. plus, our world is so big, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle east yourself! so come join us for some crazy fun and intense moments, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBachelors Minecraft Server

autistic, awkward, BlockyBachelors, Communication, DATING, emotional intelligence, escalate, fear of rejection, interested, Introvert, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, pussy, relationships, Respond, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, Server, Shy.., social anxiety, WOMAN

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Items Found:	6539

Are you tired of being a socially awkward potato in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a confident, smooth-talking player who knows how to charm the ladies (or gentlemen)! Join us and leave your real-life awkwardness behind as you navigate through virtual relationships with ease. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss! So why wait? Join now and level up your flirting game like never before!

QuickCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server will have you going from zero to a hundred real quick! Why join our server, you ask? How about the fact that we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor of a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that only the most cunning players can find. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players ride into battle on giant chickens armed with exploding eggs. So if you’re ready for a wild ride, join our server and get ready to go from zero to a hundred in no time!

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	150	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	378199
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2653
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Star Shards Collected:	128
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4713	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	861147
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crops Grown:	6931
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	4313
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Animals Bred:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	923319	Star Shards Collected:	192
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

Applications, apply, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Griefers, Hangout, Immersive, Play, Qol, rare, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trust, Vanilla, World Map

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

americano pizza, bad taste, DISAPPOINTING, Homemade Pizza, Italian Cuisine, italian food, mia nonna, Minecraft, nonna, pizza, pizza comparison, pizza critique, pizza crust, pizza disappointment, pizza experience, pizza flavors, pizza ingredients, pizza quality, pizza review, pizza toppings, Server, shitty, traditional recipe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness