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IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

anger, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving on, Pain, relationship trauma, Resentment, self love, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

Abi, autist, cartoony game trends, cartoony graphics, DEPRESSING, game trends, grey, hate, military simulation., Minecraft, rainbow graphics, Realistic, realistic graphics, RealisticCraft, Server, Shooter, Survival, Tarkov, Timmy, Ukraine, video games, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	244326	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

FilterFrenzy Minecraft SMP

FilterFrenzy, FILTERS, firsties, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	106	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all…the mythical rainbow llama unicorn! Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

NoBoastZoneMC

achievement, aita, bragging, Communication, concern, family, Fever, misunderstanding, NoBoastZoneMC, parents, praise, Preparation, relationship, Results, School exams, stress, success, Support, Top University, university entrance exam, validation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of being underestimated by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! Just like this player who didn’t study for their school exams, but still aced their university entrance exam with a whopping 98%!

On our server, you can prove all the haters wrong and become the ultimate Minecraft master, even if you didn’t study for it. So come on, join us and show the world what you’re made of! Who needs good grades when you have mad Minecraft skills, am I right?

HungryHeroCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so, like, imagine you’re a superhero, right? but you can’t even eat fast enough to keep up with all the crime-fighting you’re doing. that’s where our server comes in, bro. we got food that makes you eat super fast, like you’re a freakin’ vacuum cleaner. you’ll be able to save the world and still have time for a snack.

plus, we got this crazy story about a group of pandas who learned how to fly by eating enchanted bamboo. now they’re soaring through the skies, dropping gifts for players to find. you could be the lucky one to snag a flying panda mount and zoom around the server like a boss.

not to mention, we have a secret underground city where the villagers have developed a taste for adventure. they’ll challenge you to crazy tasks and reward you with rare items. it’s like a whole new world beneath the surface, waiting to be explored.

so come join us on the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre server out there. who needs regular old superheroes when you can have flying pandas and underground villagers? let’s get weird, my dudes.

RezzCraft: Where Java and Bedrock unite in pixelated harmony! #SurvivalMadness

advanced farming, anarchy world, bedrock, Chill, Discord, Drama-free, Friendly, Grief Prevention, grief-free, Harmony, Ip:, java, Leveling system, Mechanics, Minecraft, pixelated, Plugins, quality of life, RezzCraft, Server, SurvivalMadness, Trolls, unite, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Server Overview

Server Features
1.21.1 Support
Enhanced Vanilla Mechanics
Grief Prevention
Leveling System
Advanced Farming System
Separate Anarchy World

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Server IP (Java): rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

Server IP (Bedrock): 192.3.27.74:27099

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a Grief Prevention plugin in place to prevent griefing.
Can I use /sethome and /tpa commands?	Yes, we have enhanced vanilla mechanics that allow for the use of these commands.
How can I claim land?	Use a golden shovel to claim your land on the server.
Is there a separate world for anarchy?	Yes, there is a separate anarchy world where anything goes. You can find the portal in the spawn area.

PussyCraft Minecraft Server

actually, career choices, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, financial independence, gender bias, gender equality, Gender Roles, glass ceiling, Minecraft, pussy, PussyCraft, Server, shekelstein, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, wage gap, Women, work, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2595	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cats are getting in on the action! Why bother with a regular job when you can join us and let the women do all the work for Shekelstein? Our server is so wild, even the animals are getting involved in the fun!

Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community like no other. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be part of our outrageous world where anything goes? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

SMP_CraftyCreeper83940525

ANONYMOUS, anonymous art, anonymous artist, art activism, art censorship, art critique, art expression, art protest, art rebellion, art subversion, art vandalism, controversial art, graffiti art, Nasty, No. 83940525, provocative art, rebellious art, SMP_CraftyCreeper83940525, street art, underground art, urban art

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	3115	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is NASTY in all the best ways!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may only last 5 minutes).

Our server is so wild that creepers are afraid to explode, skeletons have dance battles instead of shooting arrows, and zombies have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your llama-loving heart stolen.

OfficeObsessed Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, colleagues, Communication, gender, Girlfriend, ISOLATION, lunch, Minecraft, office, office dynamics, OfficeObsessed, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Respect, Server, Social, socializing, TEAM, teamwork, work, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Votes:	5416
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can socialize with your virtual colleagues? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office, where you can meet up with your blocky coworkers and grab lunch together (virtually, of course).

Join our server and experience the thrill of going on virtual lunch dates with your pixelated teammates. Who knows, you might even spark a virtual office romance! Just make sure your real-life partner doesn’t get jealous, because on our server, anything can happen.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that brings the drama of office politics into the virtual world, join us now! Who knew punching trees and building houses could be so scandalous?