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Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5257
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Potions Brewed:	57	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Divine Spears Created:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

advertising claims, beverage industry, brand loyalty., branding strategy, Coca Cola, Cola, consumer behavior, consumer perception, consumer trust., Crafty, flavor, global corporations, iconic brands, market research, marketing tactics, Mystery, Original Taste, product authenticity, product labeling, product packaging, Quality Control, soft drinks, taste testing, Verification

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Votes:	7093
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Crops Grown:	1433	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Invictus SMP ⛏️ Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Can I play on this server with the Java version of Minecraft?

A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any community events on this server?

A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.

Mystic Caverns Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alternative, Andy Sixx, black veil brides, CAVERNS, clogging, emo, fashion, heavy metal, Long hair, makeup, metalcore, Music, mystic, Performance, punk, Realms, Rebellion, rockstar, screaming, Shit, stage presence, Throat, vocalist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	210	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft? Do you like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? Well, have I got a server for you! This place is like Andy Sixx’s shit throte clogging, but in a good way! Imagine the chaos and madness of a clogged throat, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!

SnoozeTunez Minecraft SMP

Ambient sounds, asmr, bedtime playlist, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, Calming melodies, deep sleep, lullabies, meditation music, Minecraft, nature sounds, Ocean Waves, peaceful tunes, rain sounds, relaxing music, sleep aid, sleep sounds, smp, SnoozeTunez, soothing melodies, stress relief, Tranquility, white noise

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to find them. And get this, the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn area is protected by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to tame it, you can ride it into battle against the evil creepers that are trying to take over the server.

Oh, and did I mention that our Nether is actually a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to dubstep music? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!