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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7230 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and prosperity in the game.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Anus Tongue Tribe, a group of players who have mastered the art of… well, you can probably guess from the name. Join them in their quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unique skills and strategies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your faggotry at the door, because things tend to get a little wild around here.
