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Blocky Brotherhood Minecraft Server

blocky, brotherhood, cj, controversial themes, Diversity, dyke, errand boy, fag, friendship, gta games, inclusion, jew, latina, loyalty, male friendship, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, san andreas, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Zombie Dances:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a GTA game but with more brotherhood? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find more loyalty than a pack of wolves! Join us and experience a world where your fellow players have your back no matter what – whether you’re building a fortress or taking on the Ender Dragon.

Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?

NWordNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, communication in relationships, cultural sensitivity, derogatory language, family dynamics, interracial children, interracial couples, interracial families, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, interracial weddings, Multiculturalism, NWordNoMoreCraft, offensive language, racial identity, racial insensitivity, racial slurs, racism, Respect, self-censorship, social etiquette

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any n-word nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

If you’re looking for a server where you won’t hear any derogatory language, then look no further! Our community is all about respect and having a good time. Plus, we have a strict no-racism policy, so you can game with peace of mind.

Join us and be a part of our diverse and inclusive community. Build amazing structures, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends along the way. And remember, on our server, everyone is treated with respect and kindness – no exceptions!

So come on over and join the fun – just leave the n-word at the door! Let’s game together and create unforgettable memories in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

KidLogicCraft

Absurd beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, funny childhood beliefs, funny misconceptions, humorous misconceptions, imaginative beliefs, KidLogicCraft, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, whimsical thoughts

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Dimension Hops:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73

Remember when you were a kid and you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited candy? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to uncover the truth behind the legendary Candy Kingdom hidden deep within the depths of our world. But be warned, the journey won’t be easy – you’ll have to battle evil sugar monsters, navigate treacherous lollipop forests, and outsmart the mischievous gummy bears. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the sweetest quest of your life!

PandaCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitical, Indo-Pacific, Japan, Minecraft, PandaCraft, Partnership, Peace, Regional, relations, Renew, resolve, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Stability, strategy, U.S

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1333
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we make peace between japan, u.s., and s. korea by building giant pixel art of their leaders holding hands and singing kumbaya. we have epic battles where we fight off creepers and zombies with samurai swords and kpop dance moves. our community is so lit, we have parties every night where we dance around a bonfire made of diamond blocks. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyCreeperSexScandal

Air India, assault, Aviation, cabin crew, CraftyCreeperSexScandal, crime, Employee, Harassment, Hotel, Incident, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, London, member, Safety, SECURITY, sexually assaulted, Support, travel, Victim

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, wanna join dis minecraft server? it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, and zombies dat dance the cha cha slide. our mods are like, unicorns on crack, always ready to help you out.

one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and it actually flushed. it was like, the eighth wonder of the minecraft world.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies with laser eyes.

so, come join us on dis server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never stops. plus, we have free virtual tacos every friday. ain’t no other server like it, fo sho.

Elak’s World: Where we pretend to be productive in a virtual economy while surviving together!

Adventure, BUILD, Conquer, Conquest, Custom Map, detailed market system, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Friends, in-game economy, Legacy, multiplayer, PRETEND, Productive, Rich world, Roleplay, SURVIVE, Surviving, Thrive, towny system, Tribes, virtual, world

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	65	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

World of Elak Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay Towny System Custom Discord Map Economy Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can find the server IP and other information in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or tribe?	You can choose to play solo or join a town/tribe as you prefer.
Is the economy system complex?	Yes, the economy system is detailed with a market system that requires strategy.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for guidelines.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

DECEMBER, FIRED, freedom, job loss, lazy day, LazyCraft, Minecraft, NEET, Nothing, Relaxation, relaxation time, Relief, self-care, Server, stress free, stress relief, taking a break, time off, unemployed, unemployed bliss, unemployed life, unemployment, wagie job

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Towns Built:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape reality? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and say goodbye to your wagie job and hello to endless hours of blocky fun. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about being a responsible adult. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds grow on trees here! So come join us and become the ultimate NEET champion of Minecraft!

TNTsarThermalNukeMC SMP

100 miles away, 150 miles away, 35 miles away, 36-mile radius, blast vaporization, catastrophic effects, cold war, damaged buildings, Destruction, Fallout, global impact, nuclear warfare, radiation, russia, severe damage, Severny, smp, tasar thermal nuclear bombs, TNTsarThermalNukeMC, Tsar Bomba, uninhabited village, Usa

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1360	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the explosions are bigger than the Tsar Bomba! Join us if you want to witness insane levels of destruction and chaos like never before. Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to spawn here!

We’ve got players who can craft nukes in-game and blow up entire villages just for fun. The devastation is so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be impressed. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad scientist and wreak havoc on our virtual world.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a TNT trap might be waiting for you around the corner or when a giant explosion will rock the entire server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

DaycareCraft: ToddlerTakedown

active toddler, AITAH, burnt out parents, clingy toddler, Cultural differences, daycare concerns, DaycareCraft, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, language confusion, language development, mental health, online school, parent guilt., parenting struggles, sending my toddler to daycare, survival mode, toddler care, ToddlerTakedown, work-life balance

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	2169

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from judgmental relatives and their unsolicited advice. No more worrying about language confusion or being accused of imprisoning your child in daycare.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world, without any interference from family members trying to dictate your parenting choices. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of balancing work, school, and parenting.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

SMP Money Grind – Minecraft SMP

budgeting, emergency fund, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, future plans, grind, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, Retirement, SAVING, saving up, short term savings, smart spending, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2331	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Void Armor Forged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	3
Animals Bred:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned emeralds on boring things like enchanted gear and potions? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is actually slime balls because why not?

We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?

CraftyApocalypse

CraftyApocalypse, downfall of society, societal collapse, societal decay, societal decline, societal downfall, societal downfall analysis, societal downfall causes, societal downfall consequences, societal downfall debate, societal downfall discussion, societal downfall future, societal downfall impact, societal downfall predictions, societal downfall prevention, societal downfall reflections, societal downfall solutions, societal downfall warning signs, societal issues, Societal Problems

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Buildings Constructed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat.

The downfall of our society? Pfft, who cares about that when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and experience the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and let the madness begin!