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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8488 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.