Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the bomb diggity.
So, once upon a time, there was a player on our server whose username was Bros cock. And let me tell you, this player was a legend among legends. They single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was truly a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Bros cock also built the most epic base you’ve ever seen. It was a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, with a moat filled with lava and guarded by a pack of wild wolves. And get this – they did it all in survival mode. No creative mode shenanigans here!
Now, you might be thinking, “But how does this relate to my family?” Well, let me tell you. Once you join our server, Bros cock will take you under their wing and teach you the ways of Minecraft. Your family will be forever grateful for the skills and knowledge you bring back from your adventures on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and bask in the glory of Bros cock and their epic Minecraft skills. Your family will thank you, trust me.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty pit! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pits of our server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, for the pits are guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, pigs that can fly! Imagine soaring through the sky on the back of a bacon-powered beast, the envy of all your friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just think of all the pit-themed mini-games we have to offer. From Pit Parkour to Pit PVP, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the thrill of the pit like never before. Who knew that pits could be so…erotic?
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner wild side? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for some crazy, over-the-top fun where you can engage in epic battles and unleash your wildest fantasies. Want to have a showdown with a mob while tearing them apart with your bare hands? We’ve got you covered!
Our server is a place where anything goes, from insane PvP battles to wild adventures in a world filled with danger and excitement. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most pristine Elven Pussy Edition! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you can indulge in the most outrageous and depraved roleplaying experiences with like-minded individuals.
Our server features a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for discussing your kinks, and more drama than a soap opera. Join us and create your character profile to find partners who share your interests and fetishes, because why settle for boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have a wild and kinky adventure?
Forget about fighting off creepers and exploring caves, on our server, the real adventure begins when you dive into the world of erotic roleplay. So come on in and join us for a truly unforgettable experience – because who needs diamonds when you can have Elven Pussy?
Welcome to our amazingMinecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag?
– We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals?
– Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think.
– The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on!
– We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”
Explore our world and you may stumble upon a hidden village where all the married women are actually seductive sirens who will lure you in with their charms. Or maybe you’ll find a secret dungeon where married women are actually powerful witches casting spells of seduction on unsuspecting players.
But beware, not all married women on our server are what they seem. Some may actually be shape-shifting aliens from a distant planet who have come to Earth to learn the ways of love and seduction.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with erotic mysteries and scandalous adventures, then come join our Minecraft server today!
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!
Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!
So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join just to see what all the fuss is about.
Join us for epic battles with a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its beak and a pack of killer bunnies that will stop at nothing to protect their carrot stash.
And did we mention that the Ender Dragon is secretly a DJ spinning sick beats while you try to defeat it?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated booty in here and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where even Peko is getting aroused by the sheer awesomeness of our world!
Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Build INSANEstructures, battleFEROCIOUS mobs, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so WILD that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! And our villagers throw the best parties this side of the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft community in the universe! Peko approves!
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more! Join now and discover the secret power of your tongue in our virtual world. Yes, you heard it right! Your tongue will have magical abilities to turn blocks into diamonds with just a lick! Don’t believe us? Well, come try it out for yourself and see your yubi transform into a diamond-mining machine! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see wat dat tongue do to my yubi!
New FTB Unleashed 1.1.7 Server so pop in and find chests of ores, what will you build or raid tonight ?
Regular players building and some defending the Arena….
Adventure Hat is a small Role Playing Minecraft server. We have race selection, custom Mithril gear (Coming soon), Mob Arena, and, monthly server Olympics! (Coming VERY Soon)
Our website is still under development!
***PLEASE NOTE***This server works on Minecraft 1.7.10 and Minecraft 1.8 but 1.8 items are not functional yet also Adventure Hat is not near completion and there will be lots of changes and improvements.
We are an epic minecraft server with lots of activity’s we have a lovely staff team! The server’s a factions, survival, creative, and pvp server! Make sure you don’t get bored!
We wanted a place were we could build. A happy place where the server staff is not abusing powers. A Healthy Place where the Friends of Staff are Treated like all others. There will be no Special Treatment Found here and if you suspect it, let another Staff member know.
Staff will be held to the Highest of standards above all others player. We Even as Staff Put ourselves through the Starter World, so we all know the Pleasures and Pains of that world. We as Staff have survived the trials of the server design. As A Staff Team We play to eachother’s strengths and help eachother Improve. Staff will be Held to a Strick code of Conduct. Violations will be handled with upmost Seriousiness. As Staff We are here to ensure a Fun, safe Building Experience.
We Accept All Ages, and Types of people except for those who would be against our Peaceful Happy Building Ideas. We want everyone to Enjoy their time here and we will ban, kick and Mute any who oppose us on those beliefs. We are willing to work with players who might desire different experiences. We Check the forums alot so please feel free to Suggest Ideas, or even if you want a Certain Server Added to our hub. We are Just starting out so it will take time for us to get those Suggestions that get big responces up and operational. And If we find we need to Expand staff then we will come to whom we see fit and ask you. Asking to be staff is Against Rules.
We All have been Across many servers that have some issue or are unbalanced to a degree. We are trying to be that server that you can call Home. Please Post to our forums and help us become that server. For Most of the People tired of all the Grief, all the Abuse, All the Favortism We Created this server for you.
Fallout: The Last Frontier is a serious post-apocalyptic role play server based in the Alaskan Wasteland. We aim to provide quality a Fallout role play experience that many types of players can enjoy. Compared to Fallout role play servers of the past, we plan to keep provide quality post-apocalyptic role play for an extensive amount of time that we hope can be forever. So join us in this amazing experience and apply today.
The worlds first Meet Cute Minecraft server. We focus on social interaction and meeting new people. You could call us a dating server. I mean, you could…. We also run Slimefun!!
We now have vote crates! Every vote will get you a key to open a crate. Come and try your luck with our vote crates!
New in-game money rank system. Come buy ranks with in-game money!
Ratolandia was created not by me but by Ratovelho, very cool with skywars, full pvp, survival, pvp kit. The server is not crowded and is very cool, just don’t use a hack as it is quite boring to play with a hack, the server website is www.ratolandia.com.br, and the forum for complaints and www.ratolandia.com.br/forum SERVER FOR 1.7.5