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CoastCrumbleCraft
ya know how when you build a sick castle on the beach in minecraft and then the stupid ocean comes and destroys it all? well, not anymore on this server! we have found a way to stop the coast from crumbling and ruining all your hard work. join us and never worry about your sandcastle getting washed away again! plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater caves filled with treasure waiting to be discovered. come join us and become the ultimate beachcomber! -
VoltRock BeachCraft
LOL join dis epic minecraft server where we zap sand with low-voltage electricity to make ROCKS. like, who knew u could stop coastal erosion by just zappin stuff?? come join us and be a rock-making wizard, saving beaches one zap at a time. also, rumor has it that if u make enough rocks, u unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this electrifying adventure! #ZapToSaveTheBeaches #RockMakingWizard #CakeAndDiamondsGallore -
WeddingCraft Woes
Are you tired of boring weddings and family drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the wedding drama and build your own virtual world! No stepdaughters or bitter exes allowed, just pure gaming fun!Our server is the perfect place for widowed dads looking for a break from family obligations. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any wedding invitations to worry about!
Don’t feel guilty for skipping out on family events, join our server and let your kids enjoy the wedding while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?
So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stepdaughters and ex-husbands when you can have unlimited virtual adventures? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!
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SaddestCraft Minecraft Server
If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?
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CraftyCash1000
Imagine if you could trade that $1000 check for a lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about real-world money, on our server, diamonds are the currency of choice. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!
So why waste your time with boring old real life when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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CraftyOlympicMC Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion. -
ElectricCraftFun
lmao dis server is so lit dat u might get electrified like dat singer in Brazil 😂 join us for sum electrifying fun and crazy adventures! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide 💃🕺 u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world of blocky madness! come join da party and see if u can survive da ultimate electrifying experience! 🔥⚡️💥 #ripSinger #MinecraftMadness #ElectrifyingFun -
Head Wrap Craft
figurative language, idiomatic expressions, mental imagery, metaphorical expressions, linguistic analysisare you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where you can wrap your head around ideas while ideas wrap around your head! it’s like a brain explosion of creativity and confusion all at once!we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking trees that give out free hugs, and a secret underground lair where the llamas plot to take over the world.
join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-boggling minecraft server you’ve ever seen! who needs normal when you can have crazy?! come wrap your head around this idea, or is it the other way around? who knows, just come play!
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Boofa SMP: Where even the creepers say ‘Boofa’ instead of exploding! Apply now to join our chaotic world!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version Fabric 1.21 RAM 8GB Server Location Germany World Border 5k by 5k Mods
- BlueMaps
- Chunky
- Clumps
- Death Counter
- Ledger
- Lithium
- ModernFix
Datapacks
- Back to Blocks
- Double Slabs
- Dropper to Dispenser
- Sandstone Dyeing
- Straight to Shapeless
- Universal Dying
- AFK Display
- Armor Statues
- Double Shulker Shells
- Fast Leaf Decay
- Mini Blocks
- More Mob Heads
- Player Head Drops
- Silence Mobs
- Track Raw Statistics
- Wandering Trades
Community Details
We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…
We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below:
FAQ
Q: What kind of server rules do you have?
A: We have a structure of equality with decisions made by the community. We encourage free speech but do not allow unorganized PvP.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?
A: Yes, we have frequent events for our community to participate in.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join our Discord server through the provided link and follow the application process.
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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server on the internet! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of niggers from the /int/ board decided to create their own Minecraft server. But this wasn’t just any ordinary server, oh no. This server was filled with wild adventures, hilarious memes, and a whole lot of chaos.Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a flying spaghetti monster, participate in epic PvP battles with players dressed as Teletubbies, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted banana. And did we mention that our server has its own secret underground society of llama warriors? Yeah, things get pretty weird around here.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join the niggers of /int/ server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.