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Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

Doctor, Focus, goal-setting, health, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, MANIFESTING, manifesting success, medication, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Modafinil, motivation, positivity, Prescription, productivity, self improvement, smp, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8315
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Votes:	2097
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	9388
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

BlockyJerkzMC

10. violation of trust, 11. inappropriate behavior, 12. personal boundaries, 13. uncomfortable situations, 14. unwanted behavior, 15. disrespectful actions, 16. inappropriate conduct, 17. violation of trust, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. uncomfortable situations, 2. sexual harassment, 20. unwanted behavior, 3. uncomfortable situations, 4. boundaries crossed, 5. personal violation, 6. awkward encounters, 7. unwanted advances, 8. disrespectful actions, 9. inappropriate conduct, BlockyJerkzMC, Inappropriate Behavior

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	5133	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	176
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mines Excavated:	2980	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1340
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	3689
Enchantments Applied:	113	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!