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HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	163
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2558
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	606763

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	9308
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6479	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	467352	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9938	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4881
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Towns Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!