Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

Anon, blind date, Connection, dreamy, erm, EXCITEMENT, family, Future, great idea, Happy, hopeful, INTERESTING, Kids, long term, love, Minecraft, new beginning, Potential, relationship, romance, Server, Surprise, unexpected, wow

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

Welcome to the Hobbitcraft SMP Season 2 – Where even the ring bearer can’t escape the creeper! Erm… wait…

Bearer, bedrock, building, Collaborative projects, Community, content creators, creeper, cross-platform, Custom Items, dedicated players, dynamic mechanics, Economy, erm, Escape, Events, Exploring, Hobbitcoin, Hobbitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, player-driven economy, Plugins, Ring, Season, Server, smp, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, WAIT

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4303	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Hobbitcraft SMP Overview

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Platform
Features	– Custom items– Dynamic mechanics– Player-driven economy
Community	Friendly and welcoming
Events	Regular events and collaborative projects

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.

2. What is Hobbitcoin?

Hobbitcoin is the currency used on our server’s player-driven economy. You can earn Hobbitcoin by participating in various activities on the server.

3. Is the server vanilla or modded?

Our server offers a vanilla-inspired experience with the addition of custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy through plugins.

4. Are there age restrictions for joining?

We welcome players who are 16-21+ years old, but everyone is welcome to join our server.

5. When is Season 2 starting?

We are gearing up for Season 2 and will announce the start date on our Discord server. Stay tuned for updates!

6. Can content creators join the server?

We are particularly interested in bringing on dedicated players and content creators who want to be part of something long-term. If you’re a content creator, we’d love to have you on board!

DerpCraft: Where the based meet the absurd in Minecraft madness!

Absurd, Based, Bitch, clean, congratulations, culture, DerpCraft, Domination, erm, goes over Mekio, Honor, japanese, Kek, kneel, madness, match, Meet, Meiko, Minecraft, Respect, Roxanne, submissive, tradition, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6092
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Votes:	9474
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where players bow down to Roxanne like she’s the queen of the server (which she totally is, by the way).

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated match and suddenly Meiko comes out of nowhere to congratulate you like a total submissive. It’s like a scene straight out of a crazy Japanese drama, but in Minecraft form.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next player to rule over all with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer). Let the chaos begin!

SecretMC Server: AITAH Miscarriage

AITAH, birth control, Communication, decision, emotional, family, Grief, Guilt, Honesty, in-laws, miscarriage, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, secret, SecretMC, sensitivity, Server, shame, sharing, Support, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	228	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Animals Bred:	125	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of being asked when you’re going to have kids on every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the constant baby pressure from your virtual family.

We understand the struggles of dealing with nosy relatives, which is why our server is a safe space for all. No more awkward conversations about pregnancies and miscarriages, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your virtual baby, you’ll have good luck in finding diamonds. And if you accidentally misclick and destroy it, don’t worry – we won’t judge you like your in-laws would.

So come join us on this epic adventure and leave the baby drama behind. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s build some virtual memories together, one block at a time!

FurballFiascoCraft

accessibility, communication breakdown, discrimination, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, ENGAGEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family traditions, family trip, fiancé’s dog, FurballFiascoCraft, inclusion, parental expectations, pet ownership, pet-friendly travel, relationship boundaries, Respect, seeing-eye dog, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures, even seeing-eye dogs! Join us for some family-friendly fun where everyone is welcome, except for discriminatory parents.

Imagine a world where your furry companion can roam free and help you navigate through the pixelated landscapes. Our server is a safe haven for all, whether you have two legs or four.

Don’t be like the OP’s parents in this story, who couldn’t handle the idea of a seeing-eye dog joining their family trip. Instead, join us and experience a world where inclusivity and acceptance reign supreme.

So come on over and bring your trusty sidekick along for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some diamond blocks with their help! Join now and let the fun begin!

FakinIt2MakinIt Minecraft SMP

Confidence, determination, fake it until you make it, FakinIt2MakinIt, goal-setting, imposter syndrome, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, smp, success

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and fake it ’til you make it like never before! We’ve got players who have convinced everyone they’re actually Minecraft gods, when in reality they can barely build a dirt hut. But hey, confidence is key, right?

One player even pretended to be a Minecraft wizard and convinced everyone he could summon diamonds out of thin air. Spoiler alert: he couldn’t, but it was hilarious watching everyone believe him for a while.

So if you want to join a server where you can pretend to be a Minecraft pro and get away with it, come join us! Just remember, fake it ’til you make it, baby!

Ex-Perience Dysfunction

Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, criticism, Dysfunction, emotional intelligence, ex, Experience, forgiveness, healing, introspection, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, unresolved issues

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of your ex constantly telling you what’s wrong with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re actually a block-building genius! Our server is so awesome that even your ex will be begging to join just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server will make your ex magically disappear from your life forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your ex and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

AllergyCraft: No Lawsuits Here!

Allergy, AllergyCraft, death, Disney, lawsuit, Lawsuits, long tail tag, Prevent, terms

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	792

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also watch disney+ at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the disney movies u can watch while u mine and build ur epic creations.

also, did u know that joining this server will make u immune to all allergies? yup, that’s right! no more sneezing or itching, just pure gaming bliss.

oh, and did i mention that playing on this server will give u the ability to fly in real life? yeah, u heard me right. just log on and suddenly u’ll be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this magical server where dreams come true and allergies disappear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

MicrobeCraft

appliance care, Bacteria, cleaning tips, cooking equipment, Food Safety, household bacteria, household items, hygiene, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen bacteria, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen germs, kitchen health, kitchen hygiene, kitchen maintenance, kitchen maintenance tips, kitchen microbiome, kitchen sanitation, MicrobeCraft, Microbiome, microwave oven

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

so, like, have you ever thought about your microwave oven having its own little world of tiny creatures living inside? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s totally a thing! join us and explore the microscopic universe of your microwave oven’s microbiome!

imagine tiny villagers living inside, crafting tiny tools and battling against evil mold monsters. you can be their hero, their savior, their tiny god!

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to explore the wonders of the microwave oven microbiome, but you also get to ride giant chickens into battle, tame explosive llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a game! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

bagel 2

building, Challenges, Community, Events, Exploration, gameplay, grind, java, join now, Linktree, Mods, multiplayer, new launch, Players, Resources, smp, socials, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	413747	Love Letters Sent:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

java 1.21 vanilla smp server! just launched! join now if you want to grind a brand new vanilla smp! our website is bagel2.net, and you can find our socials through the linktree linked in the social tab

mc.bagel2.net

Berry Middle School

admin applications, admins, Anarchy, Berry Middle School, Minecraft, No hacking, Non-PTW, PvE, PvP, setting homes, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	3273
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

this is a non ptw cool pvp and pve server pvp alwase on have fun! tpa setting homes is on if you need help contact one of the admins online admin apllycations might be open NO HACKING!

berrygang.org

Dragon’s Den: The Semi-Grilled SMP Java Edition! Unlock the gate if you’re over 18 and approved. Version 1.21 ready!

Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, APPROVED, authentic, Builds, Community, Custom armor statues, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Den, dragons, Dynmap, Edition, Farms, Gate, java, large projects, mini blocks, more mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, Plugins, quality of life, Ready, Semi Vanilla, SemiGrilled, Silence Mobs, Simple VC, smp, Survival, unlock, Version, Villager Workstation Highlights, Youre

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Current Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy a semi-vanilla experience within a 20k world border.
Why choose Draconicraft?	The server does not reset with every Minecraft update, allowing players to work on long-term projects and enjoy the game with a supportive community.
What languages are allowed?	English is encouraged for public communication, but players can chat in any language over voice chat respectfully.
What datapacks does Draconicraft offer?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, and Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info.
How can I join Draconicraft?	Join their Discord server and fill out the application form to get started.

ScareCraft Minecraft Server

bone-chilling, chilling, fear, Frightening, Game, goosebumps, heart-pounding, Horror, horror game, INTENSE, jump scares, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, psychological horror, ScareCraft, Scary, Server, spooky, survival horror, Suspenseful, Terrifying, Thriller, video game

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us if you dare for a wild ride through a world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.

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