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Mom’s Wedding Over Bestie’s: Minecraft Server

best friends, Besties, canceling, Conflict, Cyprus, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, May 2025, Minecraft, moms, mum’s wedding, paid for, partner, planned, relationships, RSVP, Rude, Server, sticking to plans, uk, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mines Excavated:	1150

So, picture this: you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place, with weddings on both ends of the spectrum. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life weddings and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special wedding-themed event where you can choose between attending a virtual wedding in the UK or Cyprus. Who needs real-life drama when you can witness blocky love unfold before your very eyes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with teleportation technology that allows you to attend both weddings simultaneously. That’s right, you can be in two places at once and avoid any awkward confrontations with your girlfriend. Who knew Minecraft could solve real-life dilemmas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the wedding shenanigans begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless in the world of Minecraft!

CraftySILsMasterpiece

artist, CraftySILsMasterpiece, DISCOUNT, family, family peace, hurt feelings, judgment, kitsch, Overpriced, Painting, PROFESSIONAL, Refuse, Rift, sales tactic, SIL, snob, strong-armed, Surprise, tacky painting, WIBTA

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be strong-armed into buying ugly paintings for $1900!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated landscapes and virtual friendships that won’t guilt trip you into purchasing overpriced artwork. Our server is a safe haven from pushy in-laws and their questionable business tactics.

Don’t worry about sounding like a snob here, because on our server, the only judgment comes from creepers and skeletons trying to ruin your day. So come on in, build your dream world, and leave the drama at the door. Plus, we offer a special discount for players who have successfully dodged awkward family situations in the past. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyBidenHaters

anti-Biden, anti-establishment fashion, anti-government sentiment, Biden criticism, Biden opposition, controversial fashion, CraftyBidenHaters, Fuck Biden, political activism, political dissent, political expression, political fashion, political memorabilia, political merchandise, political merchandise collection, Political protest, political statement, presidential merchandise, protest accessories, protest gear, swag

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Potions Brewed:	82	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of wearing your “Fuck Biden” swag around town and getting dirty looks from everyone? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can proudly display your anti-Biden sentiments without judgment! Join us and unleash your inner political rebel as you build giant “Fuck Biden” signs made out of diamond blocks and TNT. Show the world that you’re not afraid to express your opinions, even in a virtual blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Joe Biden himself logs on to the server to see all the creative ways players are expressing their disdain for him. So come join us and let your anti-Biden flag fly high!

WarReadyMC Server

Armed Forces, British Army, Conflict prevention, defense alliances, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense readiness, defense strategy, Global threats, military intelligence, military leadership, Military operations, military preparedness, military technology, military training, national security, Server, strategic planning, uk, war readiness, WarReadyMC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where we gotta train for war in three years!!! like the head of the british army is like “yo join this server and get ready to fight, fam” and we all gotta build our bases and gather resources to prepare for battle!!!

but like, instead of guns and tanks, we gotta use swords and bows and arrows and stuff. and there’s gonna be dragons flying around and creepers blowing up everything. it’s gonna be epic, mate.

so come join this server and show off your pvp skills and strategize with your squad. let’s show the world that we’re ready for war, minecraft style!!!

CraftyCreeper: Estonia4Ukraine

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, cooperation, CraftyCreeper, diplomatic support, eastern europe, Estonia, Estonia-Ukraine relations, Estonia4Ukraine, european union, foreign policy, government support, international relations, nato, new PM, political alliance, solidarity, solidarity with Ukraine, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the backing of an entire country? well, this server is supported by estonia and they are gonna support ukraine ‘until victory’ like wut even is that? join this server and be part of the epic battle for victory with estonia by ur side. who knew minecraft could be so political? come join the fun and fight for victory with us!

SunshineCraft: Solar Steam Gen

#sustainability, 3d printing, clean water, climate change adaptation, desalination, Engineering, Environmental Science, evaporation, Gen, heat absorption, innovative technology, renewable energy, scientific research, seawater purification, Solar, solar energy, solar power, solar steam generators, Steam, SunshineCraft, thermal energy, water desalination, water scarcity, water treatment

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have 3D-printed solar steam generators that can turn seawater into purified water! just imagine, you can have an endless supply of clean water while you build your epic minecraft creations. our SSGs absorb sunlight and convert it into thermal energy like magic. the water gets all hot and steamy and then BOOM, it evaporates into pure goodness. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft form. so come on over and join us for some wild water adventures!

Magic Kingdom

Adventure, Alchemy, Castles, Cross-Play, dragons, Dungeons, Earth, Enchantments, FANTASY, fantasy worlds, Kingdoms, magic spells, magical realms, Medieval, mythical creatures, Potions, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, sorcery, Spells, Survival, wizards

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to The Magic Kingdom

Embark on an epic adventure in The Magical Realm, the ultimate Minecraft and Discord server where fantasy and wizardry come to life. Here, every corner is steeped in mystery and magic, waiting to be discovered by brave wizards like you.

reinomagico.sytes.net:36636

SiphonMC: Where Earth, Life, Nations, Bosses, and Dungeons collide!

#youtube, Bedrock Java, boss fights, Bosses, collide, conquests, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dungeons, Earth, EXCITEMENT, Free Rank, gear sets, Join, Life, mettle, Nations, Raiding, SiphonMC, smp, Survival, Unique Gear, Unparalleled Minecraft, Usa, Video, Wiki

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Votes:	2382	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Minecraft Server: SiphonMC

Server IP	mcf.SiphonMC.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Features	Survival SMP, Nations Lifesteal, Custom Gear Sets, Progressive Dungeons, Daily Boss Fights
Location	USA
Version	1.21

Experience the best of both worlds at SiphonMC: immerse yourself in the safety of Survival SMP with keep-inventory and protected creations, or embrace the thrill of Nations Lifesteal, where raiding is a way of life on our 1:1000 Earth Map.

Join us today and unlock the excitement that awaits!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address mcf.SiphonMC.net and port 19132 for Bedrock edition. For a detailed video tutorial, you can watch here.

Is there a custom resource pack for the server?

Yes, there is a custom resource pack available that is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions of Minecraft. You can find more information on how to install it on our Wiki page here.

What are some of the features of the server?

Some of the features of SiphonMC include Survival SMP with keep-inventory, Nations Lifesteal for raiding, custom gear sets, progressive dungeons, and daily boss fights for epic loot.

Can I claim a free rank on the server?

Yes, you can claim your free rank by joining the server today. Simply connect to mcf.SiphonMC.net and start exploring the exciting world of SiphonMC.

For more information and updates, you can join our Discord server here.

CopCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, Accountability, American police, brutality, civil rights, COPcraft, Corruption, discrimination, excessive force, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Minecraft, misconduct, Police Brutality, police violence, Privilege, punishment, racial profiling, random civilians, Server, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	295
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being an American police officer! You have the ultimate power to shoot and kill random civilians without any consequences! It’s like playing Cops and Robbers, but with a deadly twist! So come on and join the fun, where you can live out your wildest cop fantasies in a blocky world of chaos and mayhem! Who needs rules and regulations when you have a virtual badge and a pixelated gun? Let the games begin!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

Edition, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Lilac, Lilac’s tits, Minecraft, music board, music chat, music community, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, music forum, music lovers, music talk, music thread, Server, tits, Trash talk, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft server you’ll ever play on – Lilac’s Tits Edition! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant pair of floating, sparkly pink titties. It’s the breast spawn point you’ll ever see!

2. Our PvP battles are legendary – instead of swords and bows, we fight with giant inflatable boobs. It’s a real knockers-out brawl!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but nipple tassels. You can trade them for rare items or even enchantments for your gear.

4. Our community events include a weekly “Wet T-shirt Contest” where players compete to see who can craft the soggiest shirt in the game. The winner gets a chest full of goodies!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in the shape of a bra, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical tit fairy.

So come on and join Lilac’s Tits Edition – where the fun bags are always bouncing and the adventure is always… perky!