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Cocaine Confusion: Kid Rock vs Eric Clapton

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1043
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we have the most hilarious radio station playing the weirdest songs! Picture this: Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow singing about “cocaine” but we bleep it out because we like to keep things family-friendly. But don’t worry, we also blast Eric Clapton’s “Cocaine” on repeat because who needs censorship when you can have a catchy tune about drugs, am I right? Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable music choices and endless laughter. Who needs logic when you have our server!

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ores Mined:	9069
Runes Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

Bloodline, cherished, child, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daughterhood, family, Fatherhood, generation, girl, Kin, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, Offspring, Parent, Precious, relationship, relative, Server, sibling, Sisterhood, young woman

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

Behavior, CHANGE, conformity, constraints, culture, Eliminate, Expectations, Expression, freedom, Individuality, Liberation, Minecraft, nonconformity, NormBeGone, Rebellion, restrictions, rules, smp, social norms, society, Traditions, Unconventional

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	7624	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

CraftyFamilySecret

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ores Mined:	8244
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral meeting, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese PM, Kishida, KishidaCraft, Leaders, media report, Meeting, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, summit, top officials, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	1842
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

MainlandMischiefCraft

border control, border patrol, border security, coastal defense, cross-border incidents, cross-strait relations, illegal entry, immigration, law enforcement, mainland china, MainlandMischiefCraft, maritime boundaries, maritime security, national security, small boats, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, taiwan, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, unauthorized entry

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

play.revelationmc.net

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	686077	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7190	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

full.bestixworld.ru

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

Aging population, community development, cultural changes, demographic crisis, economic impact, EMIGRATION, european union, future generations, generational shift, government policies, lack of opportunities, Minecraft, population decline, portugal, Portugals, Server, Social Issues, societal challenges, southern europe, workforce shortage, young people, youth engagement, youth unemployment, Youthless

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!