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Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

arousal problems, Dysfunction, erectile dysfunction, erection, impotence, Interference, male health, medical conditions, medication side effects, Minecraft, performance anxiety, physical factors, Psychological Factors, relationship issues, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual therapy, smp, stress, treatment options

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

No Bone Boner Land

anatomy, biology, Bone, boner, erection, Land, male anatomy, male arousal, male genitalia, male physiology, male reproductive organs, male reproductive system, male sexual anatomy, male sexual function, male sexual health, male sexual response, male sexual terminology, male sexuality, sexual arousal, Slang, slang terms, terminology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Emeralds Found:	6558
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got unicorns flying around and bacon rainin from the sky. u can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we even got a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs. and if u find the hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. so come on, join now and experience the madness, cuz why not, right?

BlockyBedroomBlunders

anxiety, Appearance, BlockyBedroomBlunders, erection, gender differences, Intimacy, Men, mental health, partner, performance pressure, physical performance, relationships, self esteem, sexual confidence, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual performance anxiety, sexual performance issues, sexual satisfaction, study, Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, u ever feel like u got performance anxiety in the bedroom? well guess what, turns out it aint just a guy thing! gals get it too! they stressin bout lookin good and makin their partner happy. and dudes? they freakin out about keepin it up, if ya know what i mean. but guess what? on our server, u aint gotta worry bout none of that! u can just relax, build some epic stuff, and have a blast with ur friends! come join us and leave all that stress behind!

SleepyCraft: Where even the mobs are more awake than you! 🛏️💤

1. bed, awake, bewitched, CHANGED.., charms, deepthroats, Dormitory, Draft, Ejaculate, erection, expelled, fellatio, fireplace, Good Night, Lick, maternally, mobs, naked, orgasm, PAJAMAS, pulsating, Robes, Shivering, Sleep, SleepyCraft, Spell, TESTICLES, warm up

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server, where the unexpected happens at every turn! Join us for a wild adventure filled with spellbinding surprises and enchanted encounters.

Ever wanted to experience a Minecraft world where the rules of reality are completely twisted? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a mystical forest, when suddenly you find yourself face-to-face with a wizard who insists on helping you get warm by the fire. But watch out – things might get a little steamy! Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could turn into a lesson in magical pleasure?

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with unbelievable moments and mind-blowing experiences, join our server today. Just be sure to keep your robes on – unless you’re ready for a little magic of a different kind!

TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

acceptance, Diversity, empowerment, erection, FTM, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, mental ward, non-binary, Players, queer, Reign, Reverse trans girls, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Superiority, SUPREME, Trans, TransCraft, Transgender, twink

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

Birth, DATING, feminism, incel, IncelCraft, internet culture, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, male identity, Masculinity, mental health, mental health issues, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social isolation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the birth of an incel! Join us as we watch a lonely player transform into a fedora-wearing, Mountain Dew-chugging, keyboard warrior right before your very eyes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are constantly throwing wild parties and causing chaos. Can you survive the spooky shenanigans and maybe even become friends with the undead?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP

Arrest warrant, arrested, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice system, culture, Deception, fraud, grifter, GrifterTateGetsBusted, investigation, Justice, law and order, law enforcement, legal trouble, Minecraft, repeat offender, scandal, smp, Tate, white collar crime

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and questionable decisions! Tate is constantly getting arrested for reasons no one can quite understand – is it because he keeps trying to steal all the diamonds on the server? Or maybe it’s because he insists on building his house out of TNT? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, grifter culture has never been more alive than on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for Tate and his latest scheme!

SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

addiction, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, generational differences, health concerns, INDEPENDENCE, moral dilemma, NoCigs4Mom, parental expectations, personal values, refusal, secondhand smoke, smoking, Support, surgery recovery, SurgeryCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

WeaponizedUkraine

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, lifting restrictions, military aid, military support, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, security assistance, top diplomat, Ukraine, WeaponizedUkraine, weapons

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	239
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	3366

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, we got all the weapons you could ever dream of, like, bazookas and laser guns and even, like, a potato launcher. yeah, you heard me right, a potato launcher. and, like, the best part is, there’s no restrictions on using them. so, like, come join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.

AntarcticInvasion

antarctica, AntarcticInvasion, Biodiversity, Challenges, coastlines, conservation efforts, ecosystems, environmental impact, global warming, invasive species, landmasses, non-native species, remote islands, research, Risk, scientific discovery, southern hemisphere, Southern Ocean islands, species incursions, study, view

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	365
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, liek, u kno how u always thought Antarctica was all safe from those pesky non-native species? well, THINK AGAIN, my dude. this server is like Antarctica’s worst nightmare come true, with creatures invading from all over the place. we got penguins riding kangaroos, koalas wielding swords, and kiwis flying around dropping bombs. it’s a wild party down here, and you don’t wanna miss out. join now and help defend Antarctica from the invasion of the century! 🐧🦘🐨💣 #AntarcticaUnderAttack #SaveTheIceRealm

BisqueCraft Minecraft Server

BisqueCraft, CHAPTERS, Character development, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, high school, long tail tags, love story, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pure romance, relationships, romance, school life, seggs, Server, slice of life, sono bisque doll wa koi wo suru, Wholesome

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9780
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for the next 10 chapters of pure wholesome seggs… I mean, wholesome fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper and a skeleton decided to put their differences aside and open a bakery together. The result? Explosive cupcakes and bone-chilling cookies that will blow your mind (and your taste buds)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava pool? It’s said to have magical properties that will give you the power to fly like an Ender Dragon for a limited time. Just be sure to bring some fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the lag.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General Minecrafters

Character Banners, drip marketing, Event, Exhibition, Gacha game, gameplay, general, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Jiaoqiu Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, Minecrafters, mobile game, new characters, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, strategy, Tales of the Luofu, Thread Template, Trailer, update

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on epic quests like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you’ll battle against the forces of evil with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and some questionable armor choices.

Witness the thrilling “Tales of the Luofu: A New Chapter” exhibition where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way (just watch out for creepers).

And don’t even get us started on the “Pneumanull Rice” Jiaoqiu Trailer – it’s a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more rice than you can shake a stick at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the diamonds your heart desires (or at least until someone steals them from you).

GrownUpGamer123 Minecraft SMP

GrownUpGamer123, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

Remember that time you accidentally killed your pet chicken in Minecraft and felt a pang of guilt? Yeah, that’s when you knew you were truly growing up. But fear not, on our SMP, we have a strict no chicken killing policy! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who likes to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of dirt blocks. So if you’re ready for some spooky shenanigans and diamond-laying chickens, come join us!

NoSleepCraft

acupuncture, aromatherapy, bedtime habits, chamomile tea, Exercise, healthy diet, herbal remedies, insomnia, lavender oil, lifestyle changes, meditation, melatonin, natural remedies, NoSleepCraft, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep environment, sleep routine, stress reduction, valerian root

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	131	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5773
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Join our Minecraft server and let the soothing sounds of creepers exploding lull you into a peaceful slumber! Our virtual world is filled with magical forests, cozy caves, and even a secret potion that guarantees a good night’s sleep. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to endless adventures on our server! Who needs medication when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Join now and sleep like a baby (zombie)!

KurskCraft: Bridging the Gap

border, Bridges, Bridging, Conflict, demolition, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gap, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	640	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Potions Brewed:	191
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Yo yo yo come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up bridges faster than Ukraine in Kursk! We got crazy TNT parties every night and watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to build them back up. It’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, so grab your pickaxe and join the madness! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure buried under one of those bridges…just watch out for the creepers! Join now for a blast of a time, literally!