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Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Star Shards Collected:	70	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

UniqCraft SMP: Stand Out!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of gold blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server. We have a strict “no dirt hut” policy because we believe in only the most extravagant and outrageous builds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond gear. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and uncover their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

BlockPartyCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a drama-free zone! We once had a player who kept stealing everyone’s diamonds, so we banished them to the Nether and they were never seen again. Join us for a chance to make new friends, build epic creations, and maybe even uncover the secret of the elusive Ender Dragon. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So why wait? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

RunetRogue Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	9739	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

LOL ukraine be like “nope u cant access Runet” but we be like “join our server and access ALL the nets!” this rogue VPN operator be wild, like a Minecraft creeper on steroids. join us for the ultimate online adventure, where you can mine diamonds while dodging Ukrainian authorities. who needs Runet when you can have FUNet on our server? come join the chaos and let’s see who can outsmart the VPN police!

Sellner’s Block Party

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

Heart Stopper Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Sticky Silk Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2871
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE SPIDER-MAN INSPIRED STICKY SILK FIBERS THAT CAN LIFT 80 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT! IMAGINE SWINGING THROUGH THE MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE A TRUE SUPERHERO, PICKING UP OBJECTS WITH OUR AMAZING WEB-SLINGING TECHNOLOGY.

OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!

Worst Minecraft Server Ever

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

HeavyCraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where gravity doesn’t exist and everything is as light as a feather! We’ve got flying pigs, levitating trees, and even a floating castle made entirely of cotton candy. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual realm where the only weight you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ll be mining. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and defy gravity in the most ridiculous way possible!

TalentCrafters

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	79	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8241
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you a master at building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks? Can you ride a pig while juggling flaming swords? Do you have the ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!