NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, mc, sexual performance, Limp, Flaccid

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Blocky Boner Builders

erectile dysfunction, erectile tips, erectile support, boner, Masturbation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

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WifeStayAtHomeCraft

Manager, Asshole, stay at home, personal space, Dimmer room

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise! Are you tired of your significant other constantly interrupting your gaming sessions with unnecessary updates about their day? Look no further, because on our server, you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own world without any annoying interruptions. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild, all while avoiding any unnecessary drama. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you are the master of your own destiny.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted interruptions and hello to endless possibilities! Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own adventure in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build and laugh together, without any dimmer room drama to hold us back!

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NoBillion4This

over the top, Wasteful, Excessive, Morals, Extravagant

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world. Join us for the wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Who needs a billion dollars when you can have unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes? Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most absurdly entertaining server out there!

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Elon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

innovation, virtual event, Rally, digital communication, Speech

so, like, imagine this, right? elon musk, the dude who’s like, all about space and tesla and stuff, well he decided to address this german far-right rally, but get this, he did it by video link! like, what even is that? it’s like he’s in the future or something, man. so, if you wanna be part of a server that’s as out there as elon musk, then you gotta join us, like, right now. we’re all about pushing boundaries and doing things in a totally wacky way. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and stuff. it’s like a real-life james bond movie, but in minecraft. so, come join us and be part of something totally insane and awesome. you won’t regret it, dude.

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PeaceCraft: Zelenskiy’s Hope

War, resolution, Government, Zelenskiy, Conflict Resolution

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own peace talks just like zelenskiy!!! europe and US are already lining up to join because our server is so lit 🔥🔥🔥

we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs 🦄🌈🐷

you can ride a llama into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with a rubber chicken 🐔🐉

join now and become the ultimate peace negotiator in minecraft history!!! 🕊️🤝💣

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Pixel Pussycat Paradise

Character, Superhuman, x-men, long tail tag, PIXEL

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing sunglasses and the pigs can fly? Well, do I have the place for you! This server is so lit, even Cyclops could make a living just by looking at pussy.

We’ve got diamond pickaxes that turn into magical wands, creepers that breakdance instead of explode, and villagers that sell you enchanted cheeseburgers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – that dude is actually a secret agent working for the llamas.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than a pack of rabid squirrels on caffeine.

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Helios: THE REVOLUTION

Vanilla-like Age, Technology, Towns, 18th century, Resources

The World of Helios

The Next Age of Helios introduces:

A World of Realistic Politics.
Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies.
Build impressive contraptions with Create.
Experience realistic technological Era advancement.
Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer.

Using a roleplay-based Age Progression system. Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and the environment, but uses a “soft reset” system so you don’t lose all your progress. Players can start in a vanilla-like Age and eventually advance to space travel, influencing how future Ages evolve through your choices and suggestions. Currently, the server is somewhere in the 18th century.

The goal is to foster player engagement: build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply just relax.

To learn more and join, visit:

Discord Invite

CurseForge Modpack Link

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Question	Answer
What is the World of Helios?	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that offers a unique gameplay experience with realistic politics, technological advancements, and roleplay-based Age Progression.
How do I join the server?	To join the server, visit the Discord invite link provided above.
What is the current Age in the server?	The server is currently in the 18th century Age, allowing players to experience a historical setting.
Can I build towns or nations in the game?	Yes, players can build towns or nations, manage resources, and even form governments to enhance their gameplay experience.
Are there any deity challenges in the game?	Players may face challenges posed by deities in the game, adding an extra layer of excitement and engagement.

Mystical Starlight Realm 1.21.2

strange choice, Jewish symbol, anime character, Starlight, mystical

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total trip to crazy town. We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic experience, man.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. So you can mine for snacks while you’re building your epic castle.

Plus, our mods are a bunch of unicorns with rainbow horns. They’ll grant you wishes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. It’s like living in a fairy tale on steroids.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server that’s straight-up bonkers? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

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SuckCraft Minecraft Server

household chores, cleaning, roomba, noise, back pain

Are you tired of using a shop vac as your primary vacuum in Minecraft? Do you feel like it’s a literal pain to use and leaves your back hurting from constantly bending over? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to the dusty smell, the loud noise, and the struggle of using a shop vac on the stairs. Our virtual vacuums are quiet, efficient, and won’t require you to shut your baby in another room while cleaning. Plus, you can even strap your baby to you and vacuum at the same time – talk about multitasking!

Forget about waiting for your frugal husband to research vacuums for months on end. On our server, you can buy the vacuum of your dreams without any objections. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Roomba that actually works and doesn’t get stuck every foot it moves.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and vacuum your worries away! Who needs a shop vac when you have a whole virtual world of cleaning possibilities at your fingertips? Join now and start cleaning up the blocky mess in style!

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Erectile Problems

The World of Helios

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