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Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

619, high-flying moves, Lucha Libre, lucky man, masked wrestler, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestler, rey mysterio, Rey Mysterio high-flying moves, Rey Mysterio is lucky, Rey Mysterio Jr., Rey Mysterio lucha libre, Rey Mysterio lucky, Rey Mysterio lucky man, Rey Mysterio masked wrestler, Rey Mysterio wrestler, Rey Mysterio WWE, ReyLuckyManiac, smp, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

Creeper-in-Chief2020

administration, America, Analysis, controversial, CreeperinChief2020, Damage, DIVISIVE, Economy, Government, historical, History, Impact, leadership, Legacy, modern president, perspective, policies, Politics, post WW2, society, united states

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	155256	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	170
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!

MaduroCraft2020 – Vote for a third term of fun!

authoritarian regime, controversial election, Democracy, disputed results, election results, electoral authority, exit polls, Fun, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft2020, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, Presidential election, socialist leader, south america, term, Venezuela, Vote, voter turnout, wins third term

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE MADURO WINNING THIRD TERM IN VENEZUELA BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS CORRUPTION. ELECTORAL AUTHORITY SAYS YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE EXIT POLLS SHOW EVERYONE LOVING THIS SERVER.

JOIN FOR CRAZY BUILDS, EPIC PVP BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DICTATOR IN A GOOD WAY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKS4LIFE #MINECRAFTMADNESS #VENEZUELAWHO?

RandomCraft – Not Actually Random

BELIEF, causality, chance, chaos theory, Coincidence, destiny, determinism, fate, interconnectedness, Order, patterns, Perception, philosophy, Probability, Psychology, Random, randomcraft, serendipity, synchronicity, uncertainty, unpredictability

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest of them all!

imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies drop pizza when u kill them. yep, that’s the kind of madness u can expect on our server.

we have a secret underground base where u can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil unicorns. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for u to collect.

if u wanna join a server that’s more bonkers than a pack of deranged endermen, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u enter our world, there’s no going back. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

SoledCraft Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Survival BoxPvP Practice SkyWars Gens Minigames PvP Economy Custom Creative Factions Roleplay Adventure Parkour Hardcore Quests Skyblock Vanilla Modded Pixelmon

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

SoledCraft is a Semi-Premium Network designed for you to have fun, we have the Survival Semi-Custom 1.20.4, BoxPvP, Practice 1.8.9, SkyWars 1.8.9 modes and we are working on the new Gens mode, come play we guarantee you fun!

play.soledcraft.net:25549

MCSnips2 – The modded server where the whitelist is so exclusive, even the code can’t get in! 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, Animals, Biomancy, Builder, Code, DIMENSION, Dungeons, exclusive, Explore, freedom, invite, Loot, MCSnips2, Modded, Mystery, Nether, oceans, Redemption, Server, Story, Trains, Trees, Whitelist, wildlife

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview

Feature	Description
Builder’s Paradise	Transform your environment with various building options to create a base camp.
Dynamic Trees with Fruit	Explore lush forests with unique, fruit-bearing trees and wildlife.
Cute Animals	Encounter and befriend adorable creatures on your journey.
Create with Trains	Design and operate machinery and railway systems in the uncharted land.
Deeper Oceans	Dive into vast oceans with secrets and marine life.
Higher Nether Roof	Ascend to new heights in the Nether with endless possibilities.
Biomancy	Manipulate life with Biomancy for an edge in your quest.
Yung’s Better Everything	Uncover enhanced structures and unique treasures on every expedition.

Contact us for an invite and join the adventure in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, redemption, and discovery await. Accept the challenge and earn your freedom!

FAQ

How do I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

Message us anywhere for an invite to the server.

What type of world can I expect to explore?

You will encounter diverse landscapes, lush forests, deep oceans, and mysterious Nether regions in this season.

Are there special challenges or missions to complete?

Yes, there are hidden clues, custom dungeons, and the quest to uncover the Warp Stone to earn your freedom.

Can I build and customize my own base camp?

Absolutely! Utilize various building options and resources to create your ultimate base camp.

MaduroCraft Minecraft Server

continent, Corruption, crimes, Crisis, Dictatorship, Flooding, HUMAN RIGHTS, instability, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Migration, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, POVERTY, Refugees, Server, shitty, socialism, south america, Venezuelan election

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Tired of dealing with pesky Venezuelan refugees causing chaos in your virtual world? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and help build a virtual wall to keep those troublemakers out. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a llama army to defend your base. So come on, join the fun and help us keep our Minecraft world safe from those sneaky refugees!

SweatySMP: People who exercise are usually somewhat hot by virtue of being… Minecraft SMP

athletes, attractive, Being, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, hot, Minecraft, NBA players, olympics, people, Physical fitness, rugby players, runners, smp, sought after, sports, strength, SweatySMP, swimmers, Training, Village, Virtue, wellness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mines Excavated:	2536
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by virtual Olympian athletes who are so hot, they make the lava in the Nether jealous! Our swimmers glide through the water like dolphins, our runners move so fast they leave a trail of flames behind them, our rugby players tackle creepers like they’re nothing, and our NBA players dunk on Endermen with style. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this smokeshow of a server? Come join us and get ready to be dazzled by the virtual eye candy!

BabyBlockerz

baby clothes, BabyBlockerz, caretaking responsibilities, emotional reactions, emotional triggers, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family meetings, family relationships, GROUNDED, misophonia, older siblings, parenting promises, pregnancy announcement, sibling care, sibling responsibilities, ungrateful, younger siblings

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a box full of baby clothes. But don’t worry, it’s not what you think! We don’t actually make you take care of babies in the game (thank goodness). We just like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, ya know?

And get this – if you start crying in the game, you might trigger some secret misophonia levels that will challenge your gaming skills like never before. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with a twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (hopefully more laughing though).

Plus, our server is full of surprises, just like the announcement from your mom. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come join us and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle it all. And remember, in our world, being “ungrateful” might just be the key to success.