We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!
Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!
Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?
Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!
Forget about your health problems and job you hate, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Use your useless college degree to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world! Plus, with erectile dysfunction from ssris, you can still experience the thrill of victory in Minecraft!
Don’t worry about buying a house or paying back loans, on our server, you can own multiple properties and never worry about money again! As a white, male, childless player, you’ll get all the welfare you need to live a NEET life in Minecraft!
So, instead of dragging your face through glass in real life, join our server and experience the joy of creativity, community, and endless possibilities! Who needs real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.
So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a vein of microplastics! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist! Who knew that plastic could be so dang exciting in the world of Minecraft?
Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover the secrets of these plastic-infused penises. Will we find more plastic treasures? Will we build a plastic palace fit for a king? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into this crazy adventure together. Who knows what we’ll discover next in this wacky world of plastic penises and pixelated adventures! Let’s goooo!
sw.bmpe.pw:19131
You can play from PC, phone and console.
Classic server, website and description: https://7cubes.ru/classic/
7cubes.ru:19132
play.fantasymc.ru
VanillaHard is a server with hardcore survival without donation. Main version of the client: 1.12.2 There is absolutely no donation or imbecile things on the server, everyone plays on equal terms. For the convenience of players, the server has a small set of plugins that make the game process more comfortable. We try to preserve the Vanilla survival atmosphere as much as possible, but at the same time there are commands that simplify the game, such as requesting teleportation, setting up a house or auction (/ah). With us you can play with a group of friends, or alone without worrying about your home, since we have regions. Yes, yes, we understand that it is impossible to avoid being classified on a public server, so we still decided to add them, even though we strive for a Vanilla game. Among the main advantages: – no donation (everyone is equal) – no lags – no garbage plugins like drugs, trampolines, etc. – no rules – the administration does not interfere in the gameplay – vulture is allowed Come and play with us! Prove that you are the best by playing on equal terms!
vanillahard.gomc.fun
Private vanilla RP server Minecraft 1.18.1 without privates and griefing with a state system in a medieval setting
212.22.93.5:25595
tl2.migosmc.ru
GigaVabe • private server with a vibe atmosphere.
Apply and play without a license.
OK.
gigavabe.ru
VanillaMine is an unusual vanilla survival server, a comfortable and quiet game on the server, without mods or lags. On the server you can enjoy the atmosphere of real survival and more. Trade and development, a balanced economy, joint survival with players will allow you to experience the world of Minecraft in a new way! New non-standard dungeons with bosses both in hell and in the end, as well as various buildings around the world will interest you from the first seconds of your stay on the server. Are you still in doubt? It’s time to check everything in reality! Burst in! ! !
45.93.200.46:25605
HewerCraft.ru:19142
You can read the server rules at spawn.
We are on VK – https://vk.com/multicraft_mine
We are on discord – https://discord.gg/kjZB7ksQen
92.53.65.136:30091