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Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Towns Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

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NorthSpyCraftKorea

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7611	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where south korea agents are spying on the north in a virtual world!!! u can be a secret agent too and uncover top secret info while building ur own base and battling enemies!! watch out for kim jong un creepin around tryna steal ur diamonds!!! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and adventure!!!

Butter SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crops Grown:	2654
Buildings Constructed:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

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We allow bedrock and java players to connect to our server

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Crafty Dems Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	191	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you ready to dive into the ultimate Minecraft madness? Join our server and witness the most epic power plays and in-fighting you’ve ever seen in the virtual world! Who knew building blocks could cause so much drama? But don’t worry, we have a plan…somewhere. Join now and become part of the chaos! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the sneaky creepers plotting against you!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	4367

Are you tired of dealing with the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as insane as you are. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to holding epic llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

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MineCraftMastery

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Holy Grails Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ultimate life skill of building epic structures out of blocks! Not only will you impress your friends, but you’ll also become a master architect in no time. Plus, it’s all for free! Who needs to learn how to cook or do laundry when you can be a block-building legend instead? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the next Minecraft building prodigy!

CraftyCommiesMC

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	882358	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are teaming up to take over the world! build your own communist empire and fight against the evil capitalists trying to stop you!

we have exclusive weapons like the vodka launcher and the great wall of china defense system. join now and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious war in minecraft history!

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EternalHellCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? come join our server where the afterlife is a never-ending party! forget about memory wipes, here you’ll remember every single block you’ve placed and every creeper that’s blown you up!

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BedsMc

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Votes:	6471
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Experience the pinnacle of Minecraft adventure at BedsMC! Whether you’re a Java or Bedrock player, BedsMC offers a unique offline server experience. With support for versions ranging from 1.16 to 1.21 (1.20 as the main version), enjoy features like land protection, custom items, random teleportation for exploration, private farms for resource gathering, clan creation with epic clan wars, and upcoming gems for added excitement and rewards. Join us today and immerse yourself in our vibrant community!

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MasterPVP

Arena, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Currency, Gear, KitPvP, MasterPVP, Ores, PvE, PvP, RICHEST, Server, Survival, Trade, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

What is boxpvp? Jump into the arena and mine ores your gear with the currency and become the richest on the server. to trade for currency! Upgrade

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LimbusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a pretzel? Well, look no further than our server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! Join us for a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against creepers that can do the cha-cha and skeletons that moonwalk like Michael Jackson.

But wait, there’s more! In our upcoming event, Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express, you’ll have to solve the mystery of who stole all the diamonds from the minecart. Was it Steve? Was it Herobrine? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about our Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade extravaganza? Dress up your character in the fanciest armor you can find and strut your stuff down the catwalk while dodging fireballs and dodging arrows like a pro.

So why wait? Join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you there, blockheads!