Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

DreamPhoneCraft

addiction, Behavior, Communication, Daily Life, digital age, disconnect, DreamPhoneCraft, dreams, FANTASY, habits, imagination, modern society, Psychology, Reality, screen time, Sleep, smartphones, subconscious, Technology, Usage, virtual

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	176	Astral Projections Made:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

u ever dream of minecraft? well now u can play it on ur phone!! join our server for the most epic adventures and battles u will ever experience. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

our server is so lit that even ur dreams will be jealous. imagine building a castle made entirely of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. that’s just a typical tuesday on our server.

if u join now, u will also get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every time u mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas will serenade u.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and make all ur wildest dreams come true. who needs reality when u have minecraft?

Turtle’s Slow Jam: A Creative Server for Old Folks who Like Building Stuff

Builders, building, Community, Creative, enjoy building, Folks, Freebuild, Jam, java, large biomes world generation, leadership, plotless, prevent damage, Relax, Server, Slow, Stuff, thematic restrictions, Tiers, turtles

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1440
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Emeralds Found:	6239

Turtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server

Turtle’s Crossing is a plotless freebuild Java creative server on 1.21 large biomes world generation.

We welcome all kinds of builders, and look to create a community where members can relax and enjoy building without having to worry about complex tiers or thematic restrictions.

Seeing how many creative servers have been damaged by careless leadership, we will do everything in our power to prevent that here.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
Are there any building restrictions?	No, there are no complex tiers or thematic restrictions on building.
How can I join the community?	You can visit the server website and follow the instructions to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

TexarkanaCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, assistance needed, brother, Community, Generosity, hard-up, Help, help needed, in need, Kindness, lending a hand, Minecraft, PLEA, reaching out, Request, seeking help, Server, Support, support system, Texarkana, Texarkana area, TexarkanaCraft, Wins

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you crave epic victories in the Texarkana area? Look no further, because our server is the key to your success! Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time. Rumor has it that players who join our server instantly gain superpowers and become invincible in battle. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to help a hard-up brother out. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the Texarkana area like never before!

MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

Adu, appraised, assumption, better play, BUILD, Completely, Covered, equity, family, Flip, great flip, House, live rent free, Minecraft, Mortgage, MortgageMadness, pic rel, Rent, renter, sale price, smp, stonks, worst case

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

CringeCraft: The Server

B movies, bad movies, campy films, cheesy movies, cringe-worthy movies, CringeCraft, cult classics, cult films, cult tv shows, enjoyable bad movies, entertainingly bad, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure TV shows, laughably bad, low budget films, Server, so bad it’s good, so bad it’s good tv shows, trashy movies, underrated movies, unintentionally funny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Have you ever watched a movie so bad that it was actually good? Well, imagine that but in Minecraft server form! Our server is like the “Sharknado” of Minecraft servers – so ridiculous and over-the-top that you can’t help but love it. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of wonder and chaos. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

HorizonCraft SMP

Discord, Fun, HorizonCraft, Minecraft, new, richest player, Server, Simple, smp, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

This is a fun and simple new SMP server. This server is new so there is a big chance you will become the richest player. At the moment we are also looking for staff so feel free to dm me on discord

horizoncraft.mc.gg:25606

Welcome to the Murk PvP server where everything is a mess! Join our chaotic small community for PvP, skills, jobs, quests, and fun!

Abilities, admins, Allies, Auction, chaotic, Combat, Community, Economy, Factions, Fun, Jobs, Join, leaderboard, Mess, mobs, Moderators, Murk, Pets, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Server, Shop, Skills, Small, Survival, Training, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT	19132

About the Server:

This server is old school factions with a good group of people. Spawners can be stacked and upgraded, player-based auctions and economy, combat pets to collect, and more. No pay to win, proximity voice chat enabled, and no lag for Oceanic players.

Starting Kit:

All players start with an iron kit and a custom item. Teleport within the survival world and start playing!

Notes:

Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. Old combat system, no pay to win. Enjoy a fresh server with a growing player base.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Copy the server IP into your Minecraft client or use the BEDROCK IP and PORT for Bedrock edition.
Is there a protection system on the server?	Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken.
Are there any pay-to-win features?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Are moderators and admins needed?	Yes, the server owner is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience in handling plugins. Contact them on Discord for more information.
What are some of the plugins on the server?	The server uses plugins such as MCMMO, Mob Arena, Quests, and Eco Pets. These plugins enhance gameplay and provide various features for players.

If you have any more questions, feel free to reach out to the server owner through Discord.

CraftyISR Minecraft Server

CraftyISR, ISR, Minecraft, Server, ИЗP, חדשות, חדשות בישראל, חדשות חדשות, חדשות חמות, חדשות יומיות, חדשות ישראל, חדשות ישראליות, חדשות מהארץ, חדשות מישראל, ישר, ישראלי, מהדורת, עדכונים יומיים, עיתון, עיתונות, שבת, תקשורת

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2037
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Void Armor Forged:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special “Shabbat Edition” where every Friday night, all players must stop mining and building to celebrate Shabbat together. We’ll have virtual challah and grape juice for everyone!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of fierce Minecraft chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. They may look cute, but trust me, they mean business.

3. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away to some sick beats while surrounded by glowing redstone.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: FunkoPopsForWeebs

Anime, Collectibles, cute, exclusive, Fandom, figurines, funko pops, FunkoPopsForWeebs, geek, japanese, Kawaii, limited edition, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, Nerd, Otaku, pop culture, pop vinyl, rare, smp, Toys, vinyl figures, Weeb’s

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5672

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner weeb? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Funko Pop collection for weebs – colorful, quirky, and totally addictive!

Join us for epic adventures where you can battle giant anime monsters, build kawaii castles, and mine for rare waifu ores. Plus, our community is full of fellow weebs who will shower you with virtual hugs and anime memes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a famous manga artist who will grant you special powers if you can find their hidden art studio. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret hot spring where all your Minecraft dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weeby fun begin!

Dad’s GF? LOL, NOPE!

affair partner, Boundaries, care, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, Dads, Decision making, denial, difficult choices, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, lol, love, loyalty, mixed reception, nope, parental approval, personal feelings, relationships, Resentment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for the real world, but also for the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family dynamics.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world where meeting your dad’s affair partner is just another quest? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as the player torn between family loyalty and personal boundaries.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of confronting your dad about never wanting to see his affair partner, ‘Rachel’, and potentially causing a virtual family meltdown. Will you choose to give her the silent treatment or unleash a virtual scream fest? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let’s see if you can navigate the complicated relationships and emotional turmoil that this player is facing. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some unexpected allies or enemies along the way. Join now for a gaming experience like no other!

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