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Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2151
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

GrannyCraft: AITA Edition

aita, bio dad, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, Family Therapy, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parenting, Respect, Siblings, step parent, step sister, step-family, Therapy, titles

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Divine Spears Created:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of step and half titles? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all family dynamics, whether you’re a stepbrother, stepsister, or even a half sibling. We won’t force you to be a “no step or half family” – we celebrate all family connections, no matter how complicated!

Our server is so accepting, even your mom’s husband’s daughter will feel right at home. We won’t make you go to therapy or use army punishments to make you comply – we believe in mutual respect and understanding.

So if you’re tired of fighting over step and half titles at home, come join our Minecraft server where you can be yourself and embrace your unique family relationships. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and leave the drama behind!

LostInMinecraftSMP

confusion, contemplation, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, feeling lost, indecision, Lost, LostInMinecraftSMP, perplexed, pondering, problem solving, puzzled, Reflection, seeking advice, seeking guidance, Stuck, uncertainty, uncertainty in life, Unsure, unsure of next steps

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Farms Harvested:	434	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos! Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant chicken statue or create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (explosive hugs, that is). Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions and llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

CreeperFamChat

Alarming, BIZARRE, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFamChat, creepy, disconcerting, Disturbing, eerie, family, Macabre, odd, perturbing, spooky, strange, Uncanny, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, weird

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Votes:	3787
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll hear are the sounds of zombies and skeletons trying to hunt you down! Say goodbye to awkward family conversations and hello to epic adventures in a blocky world filled with surprises around every corner. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join us now and make memories that will make your family’s creepy stories seem like child’s play!

MadagascarSkate Minecraft Server

aquatic life, Biodiversity, deep ocean, deep sea exploration, Fish, long-nosed skate, madagascar, Madagascar fish species, Madagascar wildlife, MadagascarSkate, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine research, Minecraft, new discovery, Ocean exploration, rare fish species, sea creatures, Server, underwater biodiversity, underwater discovery

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Towns Built:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got fish dat look like dey from outta dis world! we got dem long-nosed skates straight outta Madagascar, swimmin’ around in da deep ocean like dey own da place. come join us and see dese crazy lookin’ fish for yourself, maybe even ride one like a surfboard! who needs land animals when you got fish dat look like dey belong in a sci-fi movie? join now and dive into da madness! 🐟🌊🤪

SpyCraft: Firestarter EU

#covert operations, arson attacks, counterintelligence, Espionage, EU, FIRESTARTER, foreign interference, government agencies, intelligence, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, Russian FSB, sabotage, SECURITY, spy network, Spycraft, Terrorism, threat assessment, Ukraine, Ukrainian Security Service

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even the Ukrainian Security Service uncovered a Russian FSB spy network planning arson attacks in the EU just to try and shut it down! they were like “no way, this server is too epic, we gotta stop it!” but guess what? they couldn’t! cuz this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. it’s that amazing! so come join us and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CraftyWarz: A Global Block Battle

battle, BLOCK, civil wars, Conflicts, CraftyWarz, cultural diversity, Cultures, Global, global conflicts, global impact, global wars, historical events, Human nature, Humanity, international conflicts, Languages, massive conflicts, military history, Nations, war atrocities, War History, world history, world peace, world wars

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	5472	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459

join our epic minecraft server where u can experience ur own world wars but with blocks and swords instead of guns and tanks. u can create ur own nation and go to war with other players to dominate the server. u can build massive castles and fortresses to defend ur land or launch surprise attacks on ur enemies.

imagine speaking different languages with ur enemies in the game chat and forming alliances with players from different cultures. u can be a diplomat negotiating peace treaties or a ruthless dictator crushing anyone who stands in ur way.

this server is not just a game, it’s a simulation of the chaos and destruction of real world wars but with a minecraft twist. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to conquer the world!

CreeperLove: Where Hearts and Endermen Collide

10. Partnership, 11. Financial Abuse, 12. Gender dynamics, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support Systems, 15. Recovery, 16. Psychological Effects, 17. Legal Assistance, 18. Counseling, 19. Safety Planning, 2. Relationships, 20. Breaking the Cycle., 3. Abuse, 4. Domestic Violence, 5. Earnings, 6. Employment, 7. Cohabiting, 8. Economic Dependence, 9. Leaving, collide, CreeperLove, endermen, Hearts, Women

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows!! 🦄🌈 And if u join, u will become the ruler of the entire server and everyone will bow down to u like a boss queen or king! 👑

Also, did u know that on dis server, u can build a house out of candy and live happily ever after with a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows? It’s like a fairytale dream come true! 🍭🐉

But wait, there’s more! If u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u invincible in battles and u will be able to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the skies! 🦅

So what are u waiting for? Join dis epic Minecraft server now and live out ur wildest fantasies in a world where anything is possible! Trust me, u won’t regret it! 💫🎮

Castaway Cove

acid island, aquatic life, Bananas, coconuts, Community, Discord, Economy, exotic fruits, Exploration, Fishing, multiplayer, Orchards, Paradise, Pineapples, Relaxing, Server Support, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Tropical

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

IP: castaway.smpmc.us

Argh Matey, Welcome to Castaway Cove!! We’re a unique take on Skyblock/AcidIsland where you can carve out your own slice of paradise on a private island, cultivating a variety of exotic fruits such as coconuts, pineapples, and bananas. Watch your orchards flourish under the warm tropical sun, providing you with a bountiful harvest to enjoy and trade. But that’s not all – the crystal-clear waters around your island are teeming with vibrant aquatic life, just waiting for you to explore. Try your hand at fishing, and discover an array of new and exciting species.

Whether you’re tending to your tropical plants, fishing in the serene waters, or simply soaking in the warm sun, Castaway Cove offers a relaxing minecraft experience.

Join our discord to chat with fellow players! https://discord.gg/pv8M7ZAb2S Check out our shop to help financially support the server! https://castaway-cove.tebex.io/

castaway.smpmc.us

Tomoso SMP: Where the only thing chill is our gameplay!

1.20.6, active community, Active Discord, Chill, Community Events, Creative, Events, free build, Friendly staff, gameplay, Grief Protection, Mature Players, Minigames, no pay to win, player-driven economy, PvP, Relaxed, Server Events, smp, Survival, Tomoso, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with select plugins
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Features	– Diamond based economy
	– No land claims
Language	English
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t speak English?	Our server is primarily English-speaking, but we welcome players from all languages. However, communication may be limited.
Are there any restrictions on building?	We do not have land claims, so players are free to build wherever they please. However, be respectful of other players’ creations.
How can I earn diamonds on the server?	You can earn diamonds through mining, trading with other players, or participating in server events.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

81453884, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1558	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles, completing challenges, and doing the chicken dance while wearing a tutu. Trust us, it’s worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the madness today!