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DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Farms Harvested:	645

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Players Killed by Monsters:	3357
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	9762	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	1604

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Towns Built:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, forced surrender, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Italian Prime Minister, negotiation tactics, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace terms, peace treaty, political pressure, russia, Russia surrender, Surrender, surrender conditions, surrender terms, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	133	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

GlowingSeaCreatures27

Banda Sea, Biodiversity, Bioluminescence, discovery, Fluorescence, fluorescence in nature, GlowingSeaCreatures27, marine biologists, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine creatures, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, Red Sea, research, scientific discovery, underwater life, unknown instances, zoologists, zoology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Emeralds Found:	5181	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs glow like a freakin’ disco party! we got glow-in-the-dark squids, neon turtles, and even sparkling dolphins! it’s like a rave under the sea, man.

our team of crazy scientists found these glowy creatures in the mysterious Banda Sea and the rad Red Sea. they were just chillin’ there, lookin’ all fabulous and stuff. now you can come hang out with them and be part of the coolest underwater party ever!

so what are you waiting for? dive into our server and get ready to be amazed by the glowy wonders of the deep blue sea. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure!