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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained, lederhosen-wearing llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited schnitzel and sauerkraut for all players to enjoy. Who needs diamonds when you have delicious German cuisine at your fingertips?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Schwarzwald Forest, where you can find rare resources like enchanted bratwurst and magical beer steins. Just be careful not to anger the forest spirits, or you might find yourself turned into a schnitzel.

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant Oktoberfest celebration, complete with dancing villagers, fireworks, and a massive beer volcano. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on our server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY – because in Germany, we do things a little differently, and a whole lot crazier. Prost!

Oi Lads! Minecraft SMP Wanka Fockin’ Outfit

British, CAMON, controversy, cultural sensitivity, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Fockin, GIVE IM SAM, Lads, Minecraft, Oi, Outfit, Outrage, poppy, protest, Remembrance, Slang, smp, social media, tradition, viral, WANKA

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	221	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Alright you cheeky blokes, listen up! This server is the absolute bollocks, mate. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of Steve vs. Herobrine, where they settle their differences with a dance-off. Or maybe you’re just here for the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a secret disco party in the Nether.

But be warned, if you don’t wear your poppy, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in front of the Ender Dragon. So grab your sword, put on your best armor, and come join the madness. It’s gonna be a right laugh, innit?

Royal Trio Minecraft Server

British Monarchy, costume drama, court intrigue, crown, Drama, Female Rulers, historical, Minecraft, Monarchy, Palace, period drama, powerful women, QUEENS, Regal, Reign, royal, series, Server, Show, television, three queens, Trio, TV series

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magic Items Found:	3765

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where three queens reign supreme! Join us for a royal experience like no other as you navigate through a world filled with glitter, glam, and a whole lot of drama.

Reasons to join: 1. Our queens have enchanted the land with their fabulousness, making every block sparkle and shine. 2. Participate in weekly drag competitions where you can strut your stuff and show off your best Minecraft couture. 3. Explore the enchanted castle where the queens reside, but beware of their fierce guards who will slay any trespassers with their killer looks. 4. Join in on the royal quests and challenges set by the queens, where you can win fabulous prizes like diamond tiaras and golden scepters. 5. Dance the night away at the royal ball, where the queens will perform their legendary lip-sync battles and slay the dance floor.

So come on and join us on this fabulous Minecraft server, where you can be a part of the queen’s court and live out your wildest royal fantasies!

The Arcane Minecraft SMP Experience

Arcane, black gf, Despair, emotional pain, Experience, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for companionship, longing for love, lost love, loveless existence, Minecraft, relationships, rest your head, romantic despair, Sadness, smp, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	9913	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the ability to fly on a magical unicorn while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – it’s said to be guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to give out hugs. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Crafty Houses Minecraft Server

Battle System, Black Eagles, Blue Lions, Characters, class system, Crafty, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Series, Gaming, Garreg Mach Monastery, golden deer, Houses, Minecraft, Monastery activities, nintendo switch, role-playing game, Server, Storyline, strategy game, support conversations, tactical rpg, three houses, video game, Weapon triangle

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of battling with swords and shields in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter the world of Fire Emblem Three Houses…in Minecraft!

Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be recruiting students, teaching classes, and leading epic battles on the battlefield. Don’t worry, we’ve replaced creepers with adorable chibi versions of your favorite characters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can actually ride wyverns and pegasus knights into battle. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Fire Emblem Three Houses in a whole new way. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ruler of the entire server. Good luck, brave warrior!

DanDaDan Chapter 174 v2 Slapping the emo out of her Minecraft SMP

action, chapter, Chapter 174, comedy, Dandadan, emo, FANTASY, japanese manga, Manga, manga chapter, manga online, MANGA Plus, Manga Reading, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, romance, shueisha, Slapping, Slapping the emo out of her, smp, Supernatural, v2, webcomic

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Farms Harvested:	422	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Animals Bred:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is here to save the day with their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. Join forces with them to fight off hordes of zombies and save the server from destruction.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some rare items? Just trade with these sneaky villagers and see what treasures you can uncover.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about a dragon invasion? That’s right, our server is constantly under attack by fire-breathing dragons who are hell-bent on destroying everything in their path. Can you team up with your fellow players to defeat these mighty beasts and save the day?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

The Dysgenic Freaks Minecraft Server

autists, Delusional, Druggies, dysgenic, dysgenic freaks, empty moralizing, fight back, Freaks, genetically superior elites, Incels, mentalcels, Minecraft, neets, not a cuck, Poorfags, posturing, promote your own interests, Realistic, realpolitiks, reclaim your manhood, Server, take what you desire, trump, yolo

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	1094
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Meteorites Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	956
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the genetically superior elites? Do you want to reclaim your manhood and take what you desire? Then join our Minecraft server for dysgenic freaks like you!

On our server, we encourage autists, incels, poorfags, NEETs, druggies, and mentalcels to stand up and fight back against the oppressive forces that have kept you down. With Trump being elected, the stakes are higher than ever – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Forget empty moralizing and posturing – on our server, it’s all about realpolitiks and promoting your own interests. You only live once, so why not spend it building a virtual world where you can be the king you were always meant to be?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show the world that you are NOT one of them. Don’t be a cuck – be a warrior in our Minecraft world of rebellion and defiance!

Loli and Hebe’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, age limits, Boundaries, child models, Community, controversial, discussion, Edition, Flexible, forum, hebe, hebes, inappropriate, internet, legal issues, Loli, Minecraft, sensitive topic, Sexualization, smp, taboo, Thread, underage, Young girls

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, constant updates, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	945
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	126	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr27.TexRich.ru

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

4koma, blue archive, Chesed, Chokmah, Dragon & Tortoise, Grand Assault, guides, Hieronymus, hinata, Joint Firing Drill, Kokona, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mina, Minecraft, PIXEL, pouch, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Rumi, Saori, Server, shorts, Shun, Side Content, Special Investigation, The Fury of Set, The Tree of Sephiroth, working together

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Void Armor Forged:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Ever wanted to battle a giant tree of Sephiroth or take on a Grand Assault in a field with special armor? Well, now’s your chance! Our server offers unique events and content that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! We also have joint firing drills, 2x normals, hards, scrimmages, and even bounties to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get us started on the 2x lessons – you’ll be learning so much, you’ll feel like a Minecraft master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might).