Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.
Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).
