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FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mines Excavated:	3643	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	84	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4455	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	493464
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Potions Brewed:	66
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Runes Activated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!