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  • ERcraft: Dumb Injuries

    ERcraft: Dumb Injuries

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about riding a giant pig into battle against a team of evil llamas?

    Our server is so wild that we once had a player end up in the ER because they laughed so hard at a sheep doing the moonwalk that they fell off their chair and broke their arm!

    So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, insane adventures, and the chance to create the most ridiculous stories to tell your friends, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just make sure to have your health insurance ready because you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ERvisitMinecraftServer

    ERvisitMinecraftServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

    Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaCraft: F Off Edition

    MommaCraft: F Off Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

    Looking for a server where family dynamics are more chaotic than a pack of wolves? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on drama and tension. Witness epic battles between players as they navigate through complicated relationships and conflicting emotions.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between a mother-in-law and a pregnant wife. Watch as they duke it out in a battle of wills, with puke-filled ER visits and passive-aggressive food offerings. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us today! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but creepers are not.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfTruthsSMP

    SelfTruthsSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you’re tired of boring ol’ SMPs where everyone is just mining and building, then you gotta join our server, bro! We got llamas that can talk, a secret underground disco party, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a chicken riding a pig. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. So come on, what’s a truth about yourself that you don’t like? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and let your inner derp shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MeaninglessCraft

    MeaninglessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Yep, we’ve got that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay diamond eggs.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is calling your name!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RenewableCraft2024

    RenewableCraft2024

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha join dis epic minecraft server where we produce 29% of power from renewable sources like creepers farts and zombie brains! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride, bro! come join us and be part of the craziest energy revolution in minecraft history! who needs solar panels when you got exploding sheep powering your world, amirite? let’s save the planet one block at a time, join now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

    The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

    Overview
    Age Requirement 18+
    Decision Making By discussion and vote
    Addons Better on Bedrock
    New Addons In discussion

    Join our discord to become a member: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You must be age 18 or over to become a member. Join our discord for more information.
    How are decisions made on the server? Everything is decided by discussion and vote by members.
    What addons are currently being used? We are using Better on Bedrock, with the possibility of adding new addons in the future.
    Can I suggest new addons for the server? Yes, join today and discuss your favorite addons and what else you’d want the server to have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting Haven 1.21

    Crafting Haven 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you can pay virtual prostitutes to talk and play video games with you! It’s like having a virtual friend who also happens to be a prostitute. Who needs real friends when you have Minecraft prostitutes, am I right? It’s a whole new level of loneliness and autism, but in a fun and entertaining way! So come on, join us and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft prostitution!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DeafCraft Minecraft Server

    DeafCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the deaf group at the cafe, we encourage players to use ASL to chat with each other in-game. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your rusty signing skills – we’re just here to have a good time!

    Join us for some epic adventures and maybe even exchange numbers with a fellow player for some extra practice. Who knows, you might even find your new Minecraft BFF! So come on over and show off your signing skills in our unique and inclusive community. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dad’sGiftDrama

    Dad’sGiftDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of arguing with your sister over who should pay for dad’s earbuds!

    Our server is perfect for players who enjoy cleaning up after their family members and lending out their bus cards. You’ll never run out of excitement as you navigate through the complex relationships and financial struggles of our virtual world.

    But beware, things can get heated quickly. One minute you’re planning a birthday gift for dad, and the next you’re being called lazy and childish by your own sister. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for the gift, or will you cave under the pressure of family drama?

    Join us on this wild ride of emotions and questionable financial decisions. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have all the chaos and conflict you could ever dream of?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP