ERcraft: Dumb Injuries

mishap, odd reason, EMBARRASSING, Hospital, strange

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about riding a giant pig into battle against a team of evil llamas?

Our server is so wild that we once had a player end up in the ER because they laughed so hard at a sheep doing the moonwalk that they fell off their chair and broke their arm!

So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, insane adventures, and the chance to create the most ridiculous stories to tell your friends, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just make sure to have your health insurance ready because you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into!

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ERvisitMinecraftServer

feeling unimportant, putting in effort, tiredness, lack of empathy, feeling disrespected

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

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MommaCraft: F Off Edition

MommaCraft, mom, Pregnancy, ER visit, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more chaotic than a pack of wolves? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on drama and tension. Witness epic battles between players as they navigate through complicated relationships and conflicting emotions.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between a mother-in-law and a pregnant wife. Watch as they duke it out in a battle of wills, with puke-filled ER visits and passive-aggressive food offerings. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us today! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but creepers are not.

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Solarion SMP

dedicated players, collaboration, Solarion, Community, Megabuilds

Welcome to Solarion SMP!

Whether you’ve been around the SMP merry-go-round or it’s your first time playing on a survival multiplayer server, Solarion can be your new home! Launched on January 10, 2025, we have a thriving community of around 20 active members, with peaks of 30. We are looking for dedicated players who want to build friendships, collaborate, and create incredible megabases!

Why Solarion SMP?

Solarion is a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. We take pride in fostering a welcoming, friendly, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. This is a server for builders, redstoners, skin creators, and those who love the social aspect of Minecraft. Our goal is to create an inclusive and engaging environment where players can share their skills and ideas while building something truly special together.

Server Details

Version	Java 1.21.4
Location	Hosted in Arizona, US, but welcoming players worldwide! (Many of our members are from the EU)
Age Requirement	18+ only
Chat Policy	Unfiltered chat with open discussions, dark humor, and strong language allowed—but always with respect and maturity.

Season 5 Features

Shopping District	Plot-based and player-run with a diamond economy.
Games District	Includes Redstone games, casinos, mazes, parkour, and puzzles.
Community Centre	Featuring mailboxes and a starter area for newcomers.
Special Event Coordinators	Dedicated players organizing fun server-wide events!

DataPacks & Plugins

Drop Heads: Players & mobs drop heads upon death.
CoreProtect: Anti-griefing & theft protection without land claims.
Axgraves: Items are stored in a chest upon death.
Simple Voice Chat: Optional proximity voice chat for immersive play.
Armor Stand Tools: Better customization & invisible item frames.
Player Sleep: Only 10% of players need to sleep to skip the night.
Bluemap: View the world in 3D from your browser!

Looking for a Community of Builders and Friends?

If you love making massive builds, collaborating on projects, and forming long-lasting friendships, Solarion SMP is the perfect place for you. We want dedicated players who enjoy Minecraft not just as a game, but as a way to create and connect with others.

How to Join

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/WfxQCkdu9J
Fill out an application: Put effort into it so we can get to know you!
Reapply if needed: If your first application doesn’t meet our criteria, you’re welcome to revise and reapply.

Come be part of something great—apply today and help shape the world of Solarion SMP!

Job Quest Girlfriend 1.20.3

1.20.3, achieving goals, Job, long-term commitment, self-confidence

OMG, forget about getting a job, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because here, you can find a virtual girlfriend who will love you for your blocky character and pixelated charm. Who needs a real job when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend, amirite? Plus, you can build a house together and live happily ever after in a world made of cubes. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

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PutinCraft: Make Ukraine Great Again!

foreign policy, Ukraine, putin, military intervention, Ukrainian civilians

join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where trump and putin are playing rock paper scissors for peace but the war is still going on and ukrainian civilians are getting rekt. on our server, you can build a giant wall to keep out any pesky politicians trying to start drama. join now and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, except creepers cuz they suck. #peaceoutpoliticians #minecraftforthewin

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Wooden Chewers United

Brain, neuroscience, oral health, wooden tongue depressors, holistic health

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT WOODEN TONGUE DEPRESSORS TO CHEW ON! IT MAKES U SMARTER AND REMEMBER STUFF BETTER! U CAN BUILD A WHOLE WOODEN EMPIRE AND BE THE SMARTEST MINECRAFTER AROUND! FORGET GUM, WOOD IS WHERE IT’S AT! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WOODEN GENIUS! 🌲🧠🔨

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Fresh Bite Minecraft 1.21.3

Breath, oral hygiene, Chew, teeth, Food

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

It’s like biting into a juicy watermelon on a hot summer day, except it’s a virtual world where you can build whatever the heck you want.

Imagine the thrill of exploring caves and finding hidden treasures, all while dodging creepers and zombies like you’re in a real-life horror movie.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will get your heart racing faster than a cheetah on speed.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Minecraft madness!

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BlockPartyReject

Gaslighting, setting boundaries, side business during work hours, BlockPartyReject, Resentment

🌟🌟🌟 WELCOME TO OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! 🌟🌟🌟

🤣🤣🤣 SO YOU THINK YOU’VE HAD BAD BOSSES BEFORE? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS DEVIL OF A MANAGER! 🤣🤣🤣

👾👾👾 HE WOULD MISS MEETINGS, IGNORE TASKS, RUN HIS SIDE BUSINESS DURING WORK HOURS, AND GASLIGHT HIS TEAM! 👾👾👾

🔥🔥🔥 AND GET THIS – HE PULLED A CRITICAL RELEASE BY TWO WEEKS WITHOUT ASKING THE TEAM, FORCING US TO WORK 48-HOUR SHIFTS! 🔥🔥🔥

😱😱😱 THEN, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, HE BERATED US AT 3 AM FOR A MINOR DEPLOYMENT ISSUE HE CAUSED! 😱😱😱

🚫🚫🚫 I FINALLY SAID “ENOUGH” AND LEFT THE COMPANY, BUT THEN HE HAD THE NERVE TO OFFER ME A JOB AT HIS NEW COMPANY! 🚫🚫🚫

🤣🤣🤣 CAN YOU BELIEVE THE AUDACITY? JOIN OUR SERVER FOR A LAUGH AND TO ESCAPE REAL-LIFE CRAZINESS! 🤣🤣🤣

🚀🚀🚀 NO MORE BAD BOSSES HERE, JUST FUN AND GAMES IN A WORLD WHERE YOU’RE THE BOSS! 🚀🚀🚀

JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T REGRET! 🎉🎉🎉

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BiasedQsEvery20-MinecraftSMP

Behavior, debate, DIVISIVE, Manipulation, politically charged

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya know? We got llamas riding pigs, villagers throwing parties, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s lit, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And our admin? Oh man, let me tell you about our admin. He once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Legend says he can tame Ender Dragons with just a wink.

So why should you join this server? Well, because where else are you gonna find a server where the cows can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. So come on over and join the fun! Let’s build some epic structures and cause some chaos together. See you there, fam! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperMacarena

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