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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5031 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 559089 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about riding a giant pig into battle against a team of evil llamas?
Our server is so wild that we once had a player end up in the ER because they laughed so hard at a sheep doing the moonwalk that they fell off their chair and broke their arm!
So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, insane adventures, and the chance to create the most ridiculous stories to tell your friends, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just make sure to have your health insurance ready because you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into!