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PixelPlay Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Crops Grown:	3663
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3616
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where hoes are trying to steal your soccer bros! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of hoes swoop in and try to steal your precious loot. But fear not, your trusty soccer bros are there to defend you with their swift kicks and fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! We have a special edition of the game where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky hoes!

Minecraft SMP: XirGasseraldCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because XWABAG is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and gas-tastic adventures.

Our server is run by Xir, a mysterious being who always appears as a floating gas block. Legend has it that Xir can turn anything into diamonds just by sneezing on it. So if you want to get rich quick, you better start buttering up to our gassy overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow sheep that poop out gold nuggets to creeper jockeys riding on the backs of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla, a giant chicken with a taste for player flesh. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted gear and a lifetime supply of feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things tend to get a little stinky around here!

SkinnyCraft

advice, Before and after, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, inspiration, lifestyle changes, meal planning, motivation, perseverance, progress tracking, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success stories, Tips, weight loss, weight loss journey, workout routine

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimension Hops:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	1567	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those blocky pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with intense workouts like mining for diamonds, sprinting away from creepers, and jumping over lava pits. You’ll be so busy trying to survive, you won’t even realize you’re getting fit! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slimming down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. Join now and get ready to say goodbye to those extra virtual pixels!

HouthisAttackMCServer: LeakinOil

ATTACKED, Conflict, energy security, global economy, Gulf of Oman, Houthis, HouthisAttackMCServer, international relations, iran, leaking oil, LeakinOil, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, MV Sounion, oil supply, oil tanker, Saudi Arabia, Strait of Hormuz, Tanker, United States Navy, US

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Animals Bred:	55	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Living Statues Befriended:	2

hey u! u like minecraft? u like craziness? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes! we have so much fun, u won’t even remember what real life is like!

picture this: u and ur friends are mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere and starts chasing u! but don’t worry, our admins are always there to save the day and turn that chicken into a disco ball!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats? yep, that’s right! only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the riches inside!

so what are u waiting for? join us on MV Sounion and let the madness begin! who knows, u might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to u in awe!

MissileMayhemMC

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense operations, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, first, intercept, international relations, jets, Military, Military Aircraft, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, nato, News, Russian, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is sending missiles our way”? well, guess what, our server is so lit that we have ukraine’s f-16 jets intercepting those missiles like it’s just another tuesday. join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. who needs peace talks when u can just hop on our server and take down some russian missiles with ur bare hands (well, virtual bare hands, but u get the point). come join the chaos and show russia who’s boss in the most insane way possible. u won’t regret it, promise.

ProfitCraft71

American workers, business owners, corporate executives, corporate greed, corporate profits, economic disparity, economic injustice, economic system, employee productivity, financial inequality, income inequality, labor exploitation, ProfitCraft71, PROFITS, shareholders, social inequality, us economy, wage stagnation., wealth distribution, Wealth Inequality, Working class

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1055	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own empire like a boss. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. u can even ride on a dragon and battle against evil creepers.

we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombies with ur trusty sword. u can also team up with other players to take down the ender dragon and become the ultimate champion of the server.

plus, all the profits from ur hard work go directly to u, not some greedy shareholders. so come join us and start living the minecraft dream today!

Rootscraft — where cavemen trade rocks for diamonds and call it ‘civilization’ lol

Call, cavemen, Civilization, Create, death, diamonds, European, Guide, Install, lol, Mechanics, Mods, Nations, Numbers, process, Resounding Success, rocks, Roleplay, roleplay moment, Rootscraft, sparse food, Survival, TOKEN, Trade, Tribes, tuned-down, voice chat

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7

Rootscraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Continent Setting	European-esque continent
Tribes/Nations	Players encouraged to group into tribes or nations
Notable Mods	Terrafirmacraft, Firmalife, Voice Chat, Create
Gameplay	Cold mechanics, sparse food, group survival

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UVdhKKzY6m
Are the mods difficult to install?	No, the mods are extremely easy to install and we can guide you through the process.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, interactions with other players are frequent and PvP is allowed within certain guidelines.
How do I earn tokens for survival?	You earn tokens by completing interesting roleplay moments with your group.

SufferCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, compassion, contemplation, current events, deep thoughts, emotional connection, emotional response, Empathy, empathy for others, feeling overwhelmed, Global Issues, global suffering, Humanity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Reflection, Server, social justice, Societal Problems, SufferCraft, Suffering, tfw, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with all its suffering and sadness? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a pixelated paradise.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GoldDiggerGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

Altruism, Charity, compassion, Donations, Empathy, empowerment, equality, female, financial assistance, gender, Generosity, Giving, GoldDiggerGoneWrong, judgment, Kindness, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, subhuman, Support, WOMAN

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	266	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is diamonds and the only women you’ll be giving money to are the ones selling enchanted gear at our virtual marketplace. Say goodbye to being a subhuman and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and some questionable decision-making. Who needs real life when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building elaborate structures with your new virtual besties? So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just any player, you’re a diamond-wielding, woman-respecting legend in the making!

SnackTimeSass

Communication Issues, diet control, Eating disorders, eating past 8, family conflict, family dynamics, food choices, food restrictions, health concerns, healthy eating habits, kitchen rules, late night snacking, lifestyle choices, meal schedule, meal timing, nutrition, Parent-child relationship, SnackTimeSass, teenage rebellion, unhealthy eating habits, yelling at mom

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	7149
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of being told when you can and can’t eat? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about a “kitchen curfew” again! Our virtual world is a place where you can snack on pretzels and cheese at any time of day or night, without fear of judgment or restrictions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can defy all the rules of healthy eating and indulge in as many McDonald’s happy meals as your heart desires. Take your time savoring every bite, because here, slow eaters are celebrated!

And if that’s not enticing enough, join our server and never worry about getting diagnosed with a major illness in your 20s. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without any health consequences. So come on in and join the fun – your taste buds will thank you!